Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Get Your Phaser Set to Stunning: Galactic Love Vibes Incoming!"

The next Sagittarius will start in 254 days, at Friday, 22 November, 2024

The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 17 days, at Saturday, 30 March, 2024

Mercury moves to Sagittarius in 235 days, at Sunday, 03 November, 2024

Venus moves to Sagittarius in 219 days, at Friday, 18 October, 2024

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 3.4 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

Alright, you straight-shooting Sagittarius, let's slice through the cosmic gobbledygook and see what's in store for you, shall we? With the Waxing Crescent moon being a sprightly 3.4 days old, it's practically a cosmic toddler. But don't let its youth fool you. This is no time to be frolicking around like an untrained space cadet. Your ruling planet, Jupiter (the big gas giant that couldn't decide if it wanted to be a star or a planet), is telling you to embrace your inner Judge Dredd. You're the law this week, Sagittarius. And by law, I mean the laws of physics, because let's face it, gravity is the only thing keeping us all grounded these days. With Mars squaring off against your sign, you might feel the urge to challenge everything. From the office stapler to your neighbor's obnoxious lawn gnome, nothing is safe from your rule-questioning spirit. But remember, even Dredd had to take a chill pill sometimes. So, don't go headbutting any brick walls or arguing with toasters. They're just doing their job, you know? The Waxing Crescent moon is also nudging you towards new beginnings. Maybe it's time to start that ant farm you've been thinking about, or finally admit that you're the one who's been stealing your roommate's socks. Either way, remember: progress, not perfection. And while we're on the subject of perfection, Venus, the planet of love, is winking at you from across the cosmic dance floor. If you're single, it's high time to embrace your nerdiness and find someone who loves you for your Star Wars-themed pajamas. And if you're attached, maybe surprise your partner with a home-cooked meal. Just make sure it's edible, okay? So, Sagittarius, in the immortal words of Judge Dredd, "I am the law!" Remember, you're the master of your own destiny, even when Mars is being a jerk. Embrace your inner strength, take on new challenges, and most importantly, keep your sense of humor. The universe is a crazy place, but hey, at least we're all in it together. #Sagittarius #WaxingCrescentMoon #JudgeDreddHoroscope #NerdAstrology #AstroHumor #TheLawIsYou #JupiterRules #MarsIsAJerk #V

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SignToday Is Posting: 13.03.2024 08:22:01 (sag-13-03-2024)