By The Chip Witch on Wednesday, 17 January 2024
Category: Sagittarius

Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius: Buckle Up, Space Cowboy! Your Stars are Zooming to Galaxies of Fun and Folly!"

The next Sagittarius will start in 310 days, at Friday, 22 November, 2024

The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 18 days, at Sunday, 04 February, 2024

Mercury moves to Sagittarius in 291 days, at Sunday, 03 November, 2024

Venus is currently in Sagittarius

The First Quarter moon is currently 6.5 days old. The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024.

Alright, my cosmic Sagittarian archers. Listen up, or should I say, tune in... The universe has got some important bulletins for you, and by bulletins, I mean like RoboCop delivering a funny one-liner after taking down a bad guy - you know, "Dead or alive, you're coming with me" types. Venus, the planet of love, beauty and all things sweet as a sci-fi princess, is currently hanging out in your sign. This means it's time to channel your inner RoboCop and protect your metaphorical city, also known as your heart. But don't go all 'crime-busting cyborg' on potential suitors. Instead, think of it as protecting your emotional well-being from the perils of dating droids who can't compute your worth. Remember, you're not just any old model off the assembly line; you're a unique specimen of interstellar awesomeness. As for that First Quarter moon, it's sitting pretty at 6.5 days old. In RoboCop language, this means it's time to upgrade your systems, or in non-cyborg speak, time for personal growth. Reflect on what's been working for you, and what needs to be sent for repairs. RoboCop didn't become an efficient crime-fighting machine overnight, and you won't evolve into your best self without some tinkering and fine-tuning. So, for this week, remember to keep your circuits charged, your sensors alert, and always have your sense of humor ready to fire. And if anyone tries to mess with your vibes, just tell them: "Your move, creep." #SagittariusRoboCopStyle #VenusInSagittarius #MoonUpgrade #SelfImprovementCyborgStyle

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SignToday Is Posting: 17.01.2024 08:22:01 (sag-17-01-2024)

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