By The Chip Witch on Tuesday, 26 September 2023
Category: Sagittarius

Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Prepare to Defy Gravitational Laws as Your Luck Skyrockets - Just Don't Forget Your Alien Abduction Insurance!"

The next Sagittarius will start in 58 days, at Thursday, 23 November, 2023

The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 22 days, at Wednesday, 18 October, 2023

Mercury moves to Sagittarius in 45 days, at Friday, 10 November, 2023

Venus moves to Sagittarius in 95 days, at Saturday, 30 December, 2023

Mars moves to Sagittarius in 60 days, at Saturday, 25 November, 2023

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 11.2 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.

Hello, my brave Sagittarians! The cosmos are whispering sweet nothings and I'm here to translate. Spoilers! The Waxing Gibbous moon, currently a sprightly 11.2 days old, is swinging its lunar light your way - much like a celestial disco ball. And you, my dear Sagittarius, are ready to dance beneath it. #MoonGrooves This week, the stars align in a pattern that I like to call 'The Cosmic Conga Line.' It's time to shimmy into action, my adventurous archers. Embrace your natural zest for life and lead the planetary party. But remember, even in a conga line, there's no need to step on anyone's toes. #CosmicConga Jupiter, your ruling planet, is acting like a mischievous school kid, hiding behind the sun. Don't worry, it's not playing truant; it's just playing hide and seek. This astral game of peekaboo signifies that while you might not see the full picture right now, when Jupiter pops back into view, everything will fall into place. #JupitersJive Finally, don't forget to keep an eye on the Pleiades this week. They're twinkling with a secret message just for you. But what could it be? Is it a love letter from the cosmos? Or perhaps it's a reminder to pay your library fines? (Astrology can be weirdly specific sometimes.) Either way, make sure to take note. #PleiadesPost Remember, Sagittarians, life is better when you're laughing...or when you've finally returned that overdue library book. Happy star-gazing! #SagittariusShenanigans

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SignToday Is Posting: 26.09.2023 08:22:01 (sag-26-09-2023)

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