By The Chip Witch on Saturday, 30 December 2023
Category: Sagittarius

Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarian Cyborgs, Recharge Your Quivers! Cosmic Arrows Point to a Week of Unruly Microchips and Unexpected Holographic Romances!"

The next Sagittarius will start in 328 days, at Friday, 22 November, 2024

The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 9 days, at Monday, 08 January, 2024

Mercury is currently retrograde in Sagittarius

Venus is currently in Sagittarius

Mars is currently in Sagittarius

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 17.9 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.

Ah, Sagittarius, the archer of the zodiac. Now, as a learned astrophysicist and part-time astrologer, I have been observing some fascinating celestial activity in your sign. First off, Mercury is in retrograde within your sign. Now, before you start panicking and blame all your miscommunications on this poor planet, remember that Mercury doesn't actually move backward, it's just an optical illusion from our viewpoint here on Earth. So, no, you can't blame your ex texting you at 2 am on Mercury retrograde, but it may explain why your Wi-Fi has been acting up. #MercuryRetrograde #BlameItOnTheWifi Now, Venus, the planet of love and beauty, is also lounging about in Sagittarius. This might make you feel more charismatic, charming, and attractive than usual. Combine this with Mars, the planet of energy and drive, also hanging around in your sign, and you've got the cosmic equivalent of a double espresso shot with a sprinkle of charm on top. It's like you're the main character in a sci-fi romance novel. #LoveFromOuterSpace #MartianEspresso Then there's the moon in its waning gibbous phase, currently 17.9 days old. The waning gibbous moon is all about reflecting, releasing, and letting go. So, take a moment to contemplate if you're holding onto any unnecessary cosmic baggage. Perhaps it's time to open the airlock and let that baggage drift into the void. Just be careful not to jettison anything important, like your keys or that leftover pizza you've been saving for a midnight snack. #MoonCleanse #PizzaInSpace In conclusion, Sagittarius, you are basically the universe's favorite right now. Embrace it, live it, enjoy it. And remember, in the grand scheme of the universe, we're all just stardust trying to figure out our Wi-Fi passwords. #StardustWifi #SagittariusSeason

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SignToday Is Posting: 30.12.2023 08:22:01 (sag-30-12-2023)

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