Scorpio Report

"SCORPIO! PREPARE TO BE EXTERMINATED... BY GOOD FORTUNE! LOVE AND PEACE SIGN WAVES LURK IN YOUR GALACTIC ORBIT!"

The next Scorpio will start in 39 days, at Tuesday, 24 October, 2023

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 3 days, at Monday, 18 September, 2023

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 37 days, at Sunday, 22 October, 2023

Venus moves to Scorpio in 81 days, at Tuesday, 05 December, 2023

Mars moves to Scorpio in 27 days, at Thursday, 12 October, 2023

The New moon is currently 0.2 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.

Greetings, celestial Scorpions! As your resident cosmic comedian and astro-nerd, I've been star-gazing again, peering through my telescope with an eye more bloodshot than the current 0.2-day old New Moon! In the celestial caverns of Scorpio, the stars are currently doing a quirky dance that would make even the most stiff-limbed astronomer tap their feet. Now, with the New Moon being as fresh as a baby alien, it's a perfect time for new beginnings. Scorpio, you're as intense as a black hole, and just as mysterious. You've been holding on to some secrets tighter than a supernova holds onto its light. But guess what? It's time to let them out! Don't worry, the universe won't implode... probably. #BlackholeBanter As Mars orbits closer, you might feel a sudden urge to conquer... or clean the house. Harness this Martian energy to start that project you've been procrastinating on. Maybe it's finally time to organize your comic book collection or knit that galaxy-themed blanket. Remember, warp speed isn't necessary; slow and steady wins the space race! #MarsMotivation Also, Venus is having a cosmic disco party in your house of relationships. So, if you're single, don't be surprised if you attract potential partners like a magnet attracts iron filings. Just be sure they align with your frequency, or you could end up with a static shock! If you're already partnered, it's time to remind your significant other why you're their favourite extraterrestrial. #VenusVibes This lunar cycle, remember you're more resilient than a cockroach in a nuclear explosion. You've got the power of a thousand suns in your heart and the wisdom of the cosmos in your brain. So, whatever asteroid life throws at you, remember - you've got this! Until next time, keep your eyes on the stars and your feet on the ground... unless you're floating in zero gravity, then just try not to lose your glasses. #CosmicComedy Always here for your interstellar insights, Professor Quatermass

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SignToday Is Posting: 15.09.2023 08:12:01 (sco-15-09-2023)