Scorpio Report

"Scorpio: Prepare for a cosmic do-si-do as Mars moonwalks into your sign - it's like doing the Hokey Pokey with the Universe!"

The next Scorpio will start in 27 days, at Tuesday, 24 October, 2023

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 19 days, at Monday, 16 October, 2023

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 25 days, at Sunday, 22 October, 2023

Venus moves to Scorpio in 69 days, at Tuesday, 05 December, 2023

Mars moves to Scorpio in 15 days, at Thursday, 12 October, 2023

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 12.4 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.

Alright, Scorpios! Strap in for a cosmic ride that would make even the TARDIS blush. The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently sporting 12.4 days on its celestial odometer, so things are getting serious up there. First things first, remember how you've been feeling like a Dalek stuck in reverse lately? Well, guess what? That's about to change faster than you can say "Allons-y!" With the moon in its current phase, it's time for you to stop skulking around the shadows and step into the spotlight. Now, I'm not saying you should start making your grand entrance with a sonic screwdriver in hand (although, let’s be honest, that would be epic), but don't be afraid to show off that enigmatic personality of yours. You've got more layers than a Gallifreyan time lock, and people are ready to see them. In the realm of love, things might feel as complicated as the plot of a Steven Moffat episode. But don't despair, my cosmic comrades! Remember that every Rose has her Doctor, and your companion might just be around the corner. Keep your hearts open (yes, hearts, because we all know you Scorpios have the capacity to love twice as fiercely). On the career front, it's high time you stopped playing the silent observer. You've got ideas that could revolutionize the world (or at least your office). So, go ahead and share them! Just... maybe leave out any plans for world domination, yeah? So, Scorpio, take that leap of faith, channel your inner Time Lord, and remember: In this vast universe of ours, you're as unique as a Weeping Angel at a standup comedy show. Your mantra for this lunar phase: #WibblyWobblyTimeyWimeyStuff Remember: #BowTiesAreCool, and most importantly, #DontBlink... unless it’s to wink at your crush! May the stars guide you, Scorpio! Just don't let them guide you into any black holes. That's a one-way trip even I wouldn’t recommend.

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SignToday Is Posting: 27.09.2023 08:12:01 (sco-27-09-2023)