"Taurus, Prepare to Charge: Cosmic Bull Market Ahead - But Don't Mistake Stars for Alien Cattle!"
The next Taurus will start in 110 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The Moon moves to Taurus in 18 days, at Friday, 19 January, 2024
Mercury moves to Taurus in 136 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 120 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 160 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently in Taurus
Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus
The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 19.6 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.
Hello, my bovine-inspired celestial comrades, Taurus! #TaureanVibes
With Jupiter staying over at your place, you'll be feeling a bit like the popular kid in the school of stars. Expect gifts of luck, prosperity, and an unexplained craving for peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. #JupiterSleepover
Now, onto your house guest, Uranus, who's not only retrograde but also makes even the most seasoned astrologer giggle. Its backward journey is causing a planetary shake-up that could turn your world upside down, or at least make you put your shoes on the wrong feet. But remember, Taurus, when the gravitational pull gets tough, the tough get their science geek on! #RetrogradeMadness
Meanwhile, the moon is approaching its "I need to diet" phase, also known as the Waning Gibbous. It's at 19.6 days old, which in moon years, is the equivalent of "Get off my lawn!" This could make you feel a little cranky, a little nostalgic, and a lot more likely to yell at kids to stop kicking footballs into your azaleas. #GrumpyMoon
So gear up, Taurus! It's time to embrace the cosmic chaos! Remember, life's a lot like quantum physics – it doesn't make sense, but it sure is fun to talk about at parties! #QuantumQuirks
Until next time, keep reaching for the stars, even if you have to stand on a stool to do so.
#Taurus
SignToday Is Posting: 01.01.2024 07:12:01 (tau-01-01-2024)