"Brace Yourselves, Taureans! Uranus is Mooning Us Again – Expect Sudden Cravings for Vegan Tacos and Quantum Physics!"
The next Taurus will start in 232 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The Moon moves to Taurus in 3 days, at Monday, 04 September, 2023
Mercury moves to Taurus in 258 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 242 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 282 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently in Taurus
Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus
The Full moon is currently 16.2 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.
Hello, my celestial Taurian bulls! Ah, Jupiter in Taurus, is it? Well, isn't that just like finding an extra helping of custard at the bottom of your fish fingers? It's about abundance, growth, and prosperity. So my darlings, it's time to expand, not your waistline though, we're talking about horizons!
Now, Uranus is playing a little game of backwards charades, yes, it's retrograding in Taurus. This might just make you feel like you're dancing the time warp in a parallel universe. But fear not, it's all about change and innovation. Think of it as a cosmic software update - there might be some glitches but ultimately, you're getting an upgrade!
And oh, the full Moon, currently 16.2 days old. Now, if the moon were a teenager, this would be its rebellious phase. Expect heightened emotions and slightly strange cravings. You might find yourself desiring a banana daiquiri at 3 in the afternoon or suddenly needing to know how many bow ties are sold annually. Normal, all completely normal.
Remember, sweetie, the Universe is big, it's vast and complicated, and ridiculous. And sometimes, very rarely, impossible things just happen and we call them miracles. So go out and seize the day, for in the grand scheme of things, we're all just tiny specks that will one day be swallowed by a supermassive black hole...much too cheery? Nah, I didn't think so either.
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SignToday Is Posting: 01.09.2023 07:12:01 (tau-01-09-2023)