"Quantum Bull Shift: Taurus Discovers Wormholes of Possibilities While Moonwalking Through the Stargate of Love!"
We are currently in the sign of Taurus
The Moon moves to Taurus in 12 days, at Thursday, 18 May, 2023
Mercury is currently retrograde in Taurus
Venus moves to Taurus in 360 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Jupiter moves to Taurus in 11 days, at Wednesday, 17 May, 2023
Uranus is currently in Taurus
The Full moon is currently 15.4 days old. The next new moon is at 15:55:56, 19 May 2023. The next full moon is at 3:43:56, 4 Jun 2023.
Greetings, Taurus Earthlings! 🌍 It's your favorite time-traveling astro-hippie here, bringing you the grooviest, nerdiest horoscope in the galaxy! 🌌🔮
As Mercury hula-hoops 🕺🏼 retrograde in your sign, communication may feel like it's stuck in slow-mo. You know, like when Leeloo tried to learn English from a sci-fi soap opera 📺👽? Yeah, it's that kinda vibe. So, keep your cool 😎 and remember: patience is a virtue (and so are comfy space-age clothes).
Now, let's talk Uranus - the planet of change, revolution, and surprise visits from intergalactic emissaries. It's chilling in your sign too, so buckle up! Cosmic shifts are afoot, but don't worry - you've got this, multipass and all! 🚀✨
The Full Moon is 15.4 days old (specific, right? Gotta love the science 🤓🔬), which means emotions are running high. Embrace the lunar vibes 🌕 and let yourself feel all the feels. Go ahead and scream "Big bada boom!" if it makes you feel better. 💥💥💥
So, dear Taurus, remember to stay zen during this cosmic rollercoaster 🎢. Channel your inner Leeloo, save the world, and look fabulous doing it. And hey, why not order some takeout from your fave cosmic cafe while you're at it! 🍕🛸
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SignToday Is Posting: 06.05.2023 07:12:01 (tau-06-05-2023)