"Brace yourselves, Taurus: Your Bull-Headedness Might Just Pay Off This Week - Stars Confirm They're Not 'Udderly' Against You!"
The next Taurus will start in 63 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The Moon moves to Taurus in 25 days, at Wednesday, 13 March, 2024
Mercury moves to Taurus in 89 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 73 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 113 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently in Taurus
Uranus is currently in Taurus
The First Quarter moon is currently 8.1 days old. The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.
Hello, my Taurus pals! Now, hold onto your horns because the cosmos is serving up a double scoop of celestial ice cream. Jupiter and Uranus have moved into your sign like two celestial roommates, and they forgot to bring pizza. Now, that's rude!
Jupiter, the cosmic king of expansion, has just rolled into your sign, acting like the big boss he is. Imagine him wearing a "World's #1 Boss" mug, except it's filled with stardust instead of coffee. He's here to super-size every aspect of your life, and I don't mean just your Netflix playlist. Expect some grand, expansive changes, ones that might feel as intense as Judge Dredd's stare.
Now, let's talk about Uranus. No giggling, please. This planet brings revolutionary change like a tech geek at a comic con. It's in Taurus too, so you can expect some unpredictable twists and turns, like suddenly deciding to go vegan or adopting five cats named after Star Trek characters.
Oh, and that First Quarter moon? It's as bright as your future, my Taurus friends! It's 8.1 days old, which in moon years is... well, still pretty young. Like that freshman who somehow ended up at the seniors' party. Your emotions might be heightened right now, so remember to breathe. And maybe lay off the caffeine.
So buckle up, Taurus. The cosmic rollercoaster is in full swing. Remember, even if the ride gets bumpy, it's all part of the journey. And as the great Judge Dredd would say, "I am the law!" So take charge, make those bold decisions, and remember - the universe has got your back.
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SignToday Is Posting: 17.02.2024 07:12:01 (tau-17-02-2024)