"Brace Yourself, Taurus: Venus is in Retrograde and Your Love Life May be More Twisted than a Wookiee's Fur!"
The next Taurus will start in 216 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The Moon moves to Taurus in 14 days, at Sunday, 01 October, 2023
Mercury moves to Taurus in 242 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 226 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 266 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently retrograde in Taurus
Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus
The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 2 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.
Greetings, dear Taurus, and welcome to another thrilling round of "What the Universe Has in Store for You!" I hope you're sitting down. Or standing up. Or doing a headstand, really, it doesn't matter considering the cosmic circus we've got going on this week.
You see, Jupiter, the big guy of the celestial neighborhood, is currently doing the retrograde rumba in your sign. This planet, known for its expansive nature and good luck, seems to be taking a bit of a cosmic nap right now. But hey, don't worry, it's not like you needed that extra dose of optimism and growth, right? Just keep calm and carry on with your usual stoic Taurus charm.
And then there's Uranus, also spinning backwards in your sign. Uranus, the planet of change and revolution, appears to be having a mid-orbit crisis. When it's going forward, it's all "Let's shake things up! Let's innovate!" but now it's like, "Eh, maybe later." Expect some unexpected delays in your plans for world domination. Or was it just a plan to bake a cake? Either way, tread with caution.
Now, onto the moon, our ever faithful satellite. Currently, it's a waxing crescent, just two days old. In human years, that's like, what, a toddler? So, expect the energy equivalent of a sugar-rushed two-year-old running around your emotional landscape. The keyword here is potential. Like the potential to step on a metaphorical Lego. Ouch.
But hey, remember, you're a Taurus! You've got the stubbornness of a bull and the ability to charge forward when everyone else is running away. So, hang in there. Embrace the chaos, ride the waves of uncertainty, and remember, it's just a phase (moon pun intended).
Stay strong, Taurus, and remember: it could be worse. You could be a Gemini. (Kidding, Geminis. You know I love you.)
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SignToday Is Posting: 17.09.2023 07:12:01 (tau-17-09-2023)