"Brace Yourselves, Taurus: Retrograde Season is Coming, and it's more Stubborn than a Bull in a Quantum Physics Lecture!"
The next Taurus will start in 214 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The Moon moves to Taurus in 12 days, at Sunday, 01 October, 2023
Mercury moves to Taurus in 240 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 224 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 264 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently retrograde in Taurus
Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus
The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 3.9 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.
Hey there, Taurus, my favorite celestial Bull, let's shoot the cosmic breeze, shall we?
With Jupiter and Uranus both in retrograde in your sign, things might feel a bit like you're walking backwards on a treadmill while juggling flaming bowling balls. (Don't try this at home, folks!) #RetrogradeRodeo
Jupiter, that big gaseous giant of abundance and expansion, is hitting the rewind button in your sign. Expect the unexpected – like maybe finding an extra sock in the dryer instead of losing one. Or your boss might give you a compliment instead of a headache. Whatever it is, remember to buckle up, because Jupiter isn't known for subtlety. #JupiterJamboree
Next up, we have the wild child of the solar system, Uranus, also retrograde in your sign. This planet is the king of sudden change, so don't be surprised if you wake up one day with the urge to dye your hair neon green or invent a new type of cheese. Embrace the weirdness because, let's face it, normal is overrated. #UranusUnhinged
Lastly, the Waxing Crescent moon is currently 3.9 days old, which is basically the celestial equivalent of a toddler learning to walk. This phase is all about intention and growth. It’s like planting a seed in your cosmic garden and watching it grow. Just remember to water it with positive thoughts and not with existential dread. #MoonMagic
So there you have it, Taurus. Your universe is playing a symphony of retrogrades with a side of lunar crescendo. Keep your head high, your spirits higher, and remember - the cosmos has your back, even when it feels like you're juggling flaming bowling balls on a backwards treadmill! #TaurusTriumphs
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SignToday Is Posting: 19.09.2023 07:12:01 (tau-19-09-2023)