"Ground Control to Major Taurus: Trade in Your Hooves for Rocket Boots - It's Time to Defy Gravity!"
The next Taurus will start in 242 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The Moon moves to Taurus in 13 days, at Monday, 04 September, 2023
Mercury moves to Taurus in 268 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 252 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 292 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently in Taurus
Uranus is currently in Taurus
The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 5.4 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.
Hey there, cosmic Bull!
Firstly, let's give a big, galactic shout-out to Jupiter, currently crashing at your place like an oversized cosmic couch-surfer. Now, Jupiter's known for bringing luck, so right now you're basically swimming in four-leaf clovers and lucky rabbit feet... metaphorically speaking, of course. I mean, if you were literally swimming in clovers and rabbit feet, that would be kind of gross and probably against several interstellar wildlife conservation laws. #JupiterInTaurus #LuckyStars
Now, onto the other elephant in the room... Uranus. And no, I'm not going to make an obvious joke here because I am a sophisticated astrologer with a PhD in Stellar Humor. Uranus is all about change and unpredictable events. So, expect the unexpected. Maybe your morning coffee will decide to brew itself, or perhaps your socks will start sorting themselves by color. #UranusInTaurus #ExpectTheUnexpected
Lastly, the Waxing Crescent moon is a mere 5.4 days old. It's practically a newborn, still figuring out its lunar cycles and keeps wetting its meteor diaper. This phase signals a time to set new goals. Maybe aim to finally beat that level on your favorite video game or finish knitting that sweater for your pet iguana. #WaxingCrescent #NewBeginnings
Just remember, Taurus, life is like a box of chocolates... sometimes it's sweet and sometimes, well, you end up with the coconut one. Ride the cosmic waves and remember to laugh at the absurdity of it all. #CosmicHumor #TaurusVibes
Until next time, keep your telescopes clean and your star charts handy. Peace out, stargazers!
#Taurus
SignToday Is Posting: 22.08.2023 07:12:01 (tau-22-08-2023)