"Open the Pod Bay Doors, Taurus! You're About to Experience a Cosmic Upgrade!"
The next Taurus will start in 210 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The Moon moves to Taurus in 8 days, at Sunday, 01 October, 2023
Mercury moves to Taurus in 236 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 220 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 260 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently retrograde in Taurus
Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus
The First Quarter moon is currently 7.9 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.
Greetings, Taurus, or should I say, "Cosmic Bull!" I'm here to deliver your galactic telegraph, brought to you by our pals Jupiter and Uranus who are currently moonwalking backwards, or, as we astro-nerds like to say, in retrograde, in your sign.
Let's start with Jupiter, the big, gassy planet of abundance and growth. Retrograde in your sign, it's like a cosmic pause button, giving you a chance to review your past achievements. It's kind of like watching a highlight reel of your life, but instead of epic sports plays, it's you finally managing to keep a houseplant alive. #GreenThumbAchievements
Next up, we have Uranus, the rebellious teenager of the planetary family. When Uranus goes retrograde, it's time for an internal revolution. You might find yourself questioning everything, from why we don't have a flying car yet to why pizza is round but comes in a square box. Be ready for some deep, philosophical ponderings! #PizzaBoxConspiracy
As for the First Quarter moon, at a youthful 7.9 days old, it's like the early bird catching the worm. It's about taking action and initiating things. You may feel compelled to start a new DIY project, like knitting a scarf for your pet iguana or turning your bathtub into a miniature Zen garden. #BathTubZen
In short, Taurus, this period is all about reflection, rebellion, and action. So go on, re-watch your life's blooper reel, question the status quo, and take that first step towards your quirky new project. Just remember, when life gives you retrogrades, make retro-ade! #CosmicBull #RetrogradeInsight
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SignToday Is Posting: 23.09.2023 07:12:01 (tau-23-09-2023)