"TAURUS: Prepare to Charge Ahead. It’s Like Interstellar Traffic Jam, But with Less Space Road Rage!"
The next Taurus will start in 205 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The Moon moves to Taurus in 3 days, at Sunday, 01 October, 2023
Mercury moves to Taurus in 231 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 215 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 255 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently retrograde in Taurus
Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus
The Full moon is currently 13.5 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.
Greetings, my Taurus friend! You're in for a celestial treat. Imagine Jupiter and Uranus are like your favorite retro games, currently stuck in a cosmic reboot within your sign. It's like a universal console reset, only this time, you're the game character and not the one with the controller.
Jupiter has decided to pull off a "Back to the Future" move in your sign, signaling a period of reflection and growth. So, don't be surprised if you find yourself craving 80s pop music and shoulder pads. It's also an excellent time to revisit old problems with new wisdom. Yes, that includes the pile of laundry you've been ignoring since last month!
Meanwhile, Uranus is also in retrograde, making it a double whammy. Did someone say party? No? Oh well... Uranus is the astrological equivalent of that wild friend who encourages you to dye your hair green on a whim. It's all about change, unpredictability, and embracing your inner mad scientist. Expect the unexpected.
But don't worry, despite all the cosmic chaos, we have the Full Moon playing the part of a sensible adult in the room. With its relative youth at just 13.5 days, it's like the intern trying to manage a room full of eccentric CEOs. It's saying, "Hey, let's keep the meltdown to a minimum, okay?"
So, dear Taurus, brace yourself for some Sci-fi level plot twists this week. Remember, it's not about winning the game, it's about how stylishly you dodge those alien lasers. Good luck and may the force be with you... wait, wrong franchise.
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SignToday Is Posting: 28.09.2023 07:12:01 (tau-28-09-2023)