"Alien Invasion Not Expected, Taurus! But Grab Your Space Suit, We're Venturing Into the Cosmos of Self-Discovery!"
The next Taurus will start in 235 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The Moon moves to Taurus in 6 days, at Monday, 04 September, 2023
Mercury moves to Taurus in 261 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 245 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 285 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently in Taurus
Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus
The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 12.7 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.
Hey there, Taurus! With Jupiter taking up residence in your sign, it’s like you’ve invited the biggest, most benevolent guest to your cosmic party. It's like having a T-Rex at a tea party. Fun, but you might need to buy some new china.
Jupiter's a big fan of expansion, so expect an upgrade in your life. Whether it's in the form of wisdom, abundance, or your waistline after too many tacos, something is gonna bloat. And I don't mean your ego, though let's be real, that's always a possibility.
Meanwhile, Uranus is pulling a retrograde stunt faster than a hipster denying they ever liked that band before it was cool. Expect some sudden shifts in your routine, but don't panic. It's just Uranus doing its thing, stirring the pot like a celestial Gordon Ramsay.
And with your moon in Waxing Gibbous? It’s like being 12.7 days into a diet...you're not quite at the full moon phase yet (that's the chocolate cake of lunar phases), but you're closer than you were yesterday. That's progress, my friend.
So, keep your eyes on the prize and your feet on the ground, Taurus. You're on a cosmic rollercoaster ride, but who doesn't love a good thrill? Just remember to buckle up, and maybe bring a taco for the ride. #JupiterInTaurus #BuckleUpButtercup #UranusRetrograde #MoonDiet #TacoTuesdayEveryday
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SignToday Is Posting: 29.08.2023 07:12:01 (tau-29-08-2023)