By The Chip Witch on Sunday, 31 March 2024
Category: Taurus

Taurus Report

"Stellar Bull Market Ahead: Taurus Set to Charge Through the Cosmic China Shop of Life!"

The next Taurus will start in 20 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024

The Moon moves to Taurus in 10 days, at Wednesday, 10 April, 2024

Mercury moves to Taurus in 46 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024

Venus moves to Taurus in 30 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024

Mars moves to Taurus in 70 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024

Jupiter is currently in Taurus

Uranus is currently in Taurus

The Third Quarter moon is currently 20.3 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

Hello there, cosmic Taurus! Listen up, 'cause the stars have some Galactic Gossip for you. Jupiter and Uranus are both lounging in your sign, like two celestial couch potatoes on a Saturday afternoon. Now, don't freak out, but this means you've basically got the King of Planets and the Lord of Rebellion under your roof. Think of it like hosting a house party with Elvis and James Dean - only in space! Jupiter, our cosmic Elvis, is known for his larger-than-life persona. He'll be belting out tunes of abundance, expansion and luck in your life. But remember, even The King had his Blue Hawaii days. Too much of a good thing can lead to overindulgence. So, try not to go overboard on the space jelly donuts, alright? Then there's Uranus, the James Dean of the solar system, always ready to stir up a little rebellion. With him in your sign, expect some changes, Taurus. Don't worry, it's all part of his Rebel Without a Cause charm. Embrace the unexpected, and who knows? You might just find yourself on a revolutionary road of your own. Lastly, we can't forget about our Third Quarter moon, currently 20.3 days old. It's like those awkward teenage years where you're not quite an adult but no longer a kid. This phase calls for reflection and release. What doesn't serve you anymore? Is it that 8-track player you've been clinging onto since 1979? Time to let it go, my friend. So, dear Taurus, brace yourself for a cosmic cocktail of abundance, change, and introspection. Remember, in the immortal words of Commander Sinclair, "We are starstuff, we are the universe made manifest." So, let's manifest some awesomeness, shall we? #TaurusTalk #GalacticGossip #Starstuff #CosmicCouchPotatoes #JupiterJive #UranusUnleashed #MoonMoods Stay groovy, space cowboys and cowgirls!

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SignToday Is Posting: 31.03.2024 07:12:01 (tau-31-03-2024)

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