Virgo Report

"Virgo: Hold Onto Your Protractor, It's About to Get Geometric in the Cosmos!"

The next Virgo will start in 249 days, at Friday, 23 August, 2024

The Moon moves to Virgo in 14 days, at Monday, 01 January, 2024

Mercury moves to Virgo in 221 days, at Friday, 26 July, 2024

Venus moves to Virgo in 231 days, at Monday, 05 August, 2024

The First Quarter moon is currently 5.8 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.

Hello, Virgo! With the First Quarter moon being 5.8 days old, it's like the moon is a toddler now, isn't it? Kind of adorable, yet a bit messy, much like your life. But don't worry, that's not necessarily a bad thing! This week, the sun is in your sign, and you're feeling extra shiny, aren't you? It's like you're a human disco ball, reflecting positivity and good vibes all around. Just remember to not blind anyone with your dazzling personality. Mercury, your ruling planet, is in retrograde. So, if you're feeling a little "off", don't blame yourself, blame Mercury. That pesky planet is always up to no good. You might as well just write, "Mercury made me do it" on a shirt and wear it all week. Now, about your love life. Venus is in Leo, so it's roaring with passion. But remember, even a lion needs its beauty sleep. Don't overdo it. Keep things balanced like a perfect equation, or at least as balanced as you can while Mercury is doing its thing. Your chances of meeting an alien life form or discovering a new galaxy are slim this week. But hey, who knows? Stranger things have happened. Just remember, if you do encounter any extraterrestrial beings, greet them with a peace sign. We hippies have to stick together. #VirgoVibes #BlameItOnMercury #AlienBFFs #HippieAtHeart #NerdAlert #DiscoBallDazzles

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SignToday Is Posting: 18.12.2023 07:52:02 (vir-18-12-2023)