"Capricorn: Buckle Up Your Space Boots for an Interstellar Goat Rodeo!"
The next Capricorn will start in 37 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023
The Moon moves to Capricorn tomorrow, at Thursday, 16 November, 2023
Mercury moves to Capricorn in 17 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023
Venus moves to Capricorn in 70 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024
Mars moves to Capricorn in 51 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024
Pluto is currently in Capricorn
The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 2 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.
Oh, Capricorn, brace yourself for this. I don't suppose you'll be thrilled to hear that Pluto, the planet we all thought was demoted to an icy space rock, is vacationing in your sign. It's a bit like having that weird Uncle visit who insists on telling all his conspiracy theories at the dinner table. #AwkwardSpaceFamilyReunions
Pluto’s presence suggests a time of transformation and rebirth. Yeah, I know - sounds a bit dramatic, doesn’t it? But don't worry, it's not like you're going to grow another head or anything. Probably...
But hey, let's just look on the bright side for once (a difficult task for me as I'm usually hanging out on the shady side of Betelgeuse). With the 2-day-old Waxing Crescent moon, it seems like you'll be getting a little boost in energy. Or perhaps it's just a sugar rush from all those galaxy-sized cookies you've been eyeing. #MoonCravings
All in all, it's a good time to embrace change, stop obsessing about your third eye's inability to blink, and focus on the bigger picture. Remember, the Universe is full of infinite possibilities... and infinite ways for things to go hilariously, cosmically wrong. #CapricornChaos
Remember, if life hands you a black hole, make sure you use it to dispose of all those pesky laws of physics that keep getting in the way. After all, they're more like guidelines anyway. #AstrologyHacks
Keep your antennas up, Capricorn, and your expectations low. Good luck out there, you'll need it. #NerdyAstrologerSignOff
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SignToday Is Posting: 15.11.2023 08:32:01 (cap-15-11-2023)