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After almost a year of development, we're thrilled to welcome you to The Chip Witch!

We have always felt that traditional astrology, while powerful and majestic, is no different than any other aspect of human life. That is, it expands, grows, and learns as we do. Not until relatively recent times did we know of the outer planets, yet when we did discover them, we also found that they fit in perfectly. We discovered, we learned, and we grew.

At the Chip Witch, we have computers and we use them. We have developed a more accurate calculation system for knowing where the planets are, where they're going, and making that information available. We also tap in to other data about our solar system, especially the daily activity of the sun. Its energetic nature is always in flux, sometimes quiet and sometimes quite active. We monitor and modify our output in real time. Your NASA and NOAA tax dollars at work!

Finally, we acknowledge that the Universe isn't a deterministic place. We tap into the quantum nature of nature and use real quantum noise generators to feed into what used to be a very slow and manual process. With this more modern source of randomness, we also eliminate personal bias and let the Universe speak in its own voice.

Interested in the most accurate and up-to-date retrograde information? See Retrograde Today, our real-time retrograde information page. We generate an overview daily as well.

Looking for the state of any planet or sign of the zodiac right now? Click on any of the planet or sign items at the top of every page.

The Chip Witch is your one-stop source for accurate, reliable and immediate data. Bookmark the pages that you use for your daily astrology needs.

22 September 2023

"Balancing Act or Circus Act? Libra's Cosmic Juggling Show Kicks Off this Week!"

22 September 2023

"Virgo's Horoscope: Expect a Galactic Tidal Wave of Tidiness, and Beware of Falling Star-Dust Bunnies!"

22 September 2023

"Leo Season is Roaring In: Time to Channel Your Inner Cosmic Lion, or Just Use It as an Excuse to Buy More Houseplants!"

22 September 2023

"Cancer Crustaceans, Brace Yourselves! Milky Way’s Version of a Quantum Tidal Wave is Coming Your Way!"

22 September 2023

"Gemini: Prepare for a Cosmic Tango with Jupiter, and Don't Forget Your Anti-Gravity Dance Shoes!"

22 September 2023

"Taurus, Prepare to Be 'Bull-dozed' by the Stars: Hasta La Vista, Boring Routines!"

22 September 2023

"Buckle Up, Earthlings! The Moon's Hitchhiking from Jovial Sagittarius to Serious-As-A-Black-Hole Capricorn!"

22 September 2023

"Sun Bids Virgo Adieu and Sashays into Libra: Dust Off Your Scales and Put on Your Diplomatic Pants!"

The Moon


The MoonThe First Quarter moon is currently 6.9 days old. It is 374553.67 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023.
The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.