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After almost a year of development, we're thrilled to welcome you to The Chip Witch!

We have always felt that traditional astrology, while powerful and majestic, is no different than any other aspect of human life. That is, it expands, grows, and learns as we do. Not until relatively recent times did we know of the outer planets, yet when we did discover them, we also found that they fit in perfectly. We discovered, we learned, and we grew.

At the Chip Witch, we have computers and we use them. We have developed a more accurate calculation system for knowing where the planets are, where they're going, and making that information available. We also tap in to other data about our solar system, especially the daily activity of the sun. Its energetic nature is always in flux, sometimes quiet and sometimes quite active. We monitor and modify our output in real time. Your NASA and NOAA tax dollars at work!

Finally, we acknowledge that the Universe isn't a deterministic place. We tap into the quantum nature of nature and use real quantum noise generators to feed into what used to be a very slow and manual process. With this more modern source of randomness, we also eliminate personal bias and let the Universe speak in its own voice.

Interested in the most accurate and up-to-date retrograde information? See Retrograde Today, our real-time retrograde information page. We generate an overview daily as well.

Looking for the state of any planet or sign of the zodiac right now? Click on any of the planet or sign items at the top of every page.

The Chip Witch is your one-stop source for accurate, reliable and immediate data. Bookmark the pages that you use for your daily astrology needs.

03 March 2024

"Pisces, Prepare to Swim Through a Tsunami of Cosmic Weirdness: Even Snake Plissken Couldn't Escape This!"

03 March 2024

"Galactic Forecast for Aquarius: Lightsabers on Standby as Uranus Plans a Surprise Rebellion!"

03 March 2024

"Capricorn, Brace Yourself: Your Planetary Overlords Are Swapping Briefcases - Expect Office Politics in the Stars!"

03 March 2024

"Sagittarius, get ready! Your arrow is aimed at a cosmic pinata filled with quantum quirks and stardust surprises!"

03 March 2024

"Scorpio, Pack your Ray-Bans! Solar Flares of Opportunity are Blinding Your Orbit!"

03 March 2024

"Libra Alert! Balancing Life's Seesaw or Juggling Cosmic Spheres - Your Galactic Gymnastics Routine Awaits!"

03 March 2024

"Virgo, Brace Yourself: Mercury's Retrograde Might Just Make Your Spreadsheets More Exciting!"

03 March 2024

"Leo, Prepare for a Roaring Week Ahead! May Encounter Space Monkeys and Quantum Paradoxes!"

The Moon


The MoonThe Third Quarter moon is currently 22 days old. It is 385154.56 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024.
The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.