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After almost a year of development, we're thrilled to welcome you to The Chip Witch!

We have always felt that traditional astrology, while powerful and majestic, is no different than any other aspect of human life. That is, it expands, grows, and learns as we do. Not until relatively recent times did we know of the outer planets, yet when we did discover them, we also found that they fit in perfectly. We discovered, we learned, and we grew.

At the Chip Witch, we have computers and we use them. We have developed a more accurate calculation system for knowing where the planets are, where they're going, and making that information available. We also tap in to other data about our solar system, especially the daily activity of the sun. Its energetic nature is always in flux, sometimes quiet and sometimes quite active. We monitor and modify our output in real time. Your NASA and NOAA tax dollars at work!

Finally, we acknowledge that the Universe isn't a deterministic place. We tap into the quantum nature of nature and use real quantum noise generators to feed into what used to be a very slow and manual process. With this more modern source of randomness, we also eliminate personal bias and let the Universe speak in its own voice.

Interested in the most accurate and up-to-date retrograde information? See Retrograde Today, our real-time retrograde information page. We generate an overview daily as well.

Looking for the state of any planet or sign of the zodiac right now? Click on any of the planet or sign items at the top of every page.

The Chip Witch is your one-stop source for accurate, reliable and immediate data. Bookmark the pages that you use for your daily astrology needs.

04 December 2023
If spacecraft are to visit the outer Solar System, they must cross the asteroid belt between Mars and Jupiter. The Pioneer mission was faced with the question of just how dangerous this asteroid belt would be to a spacecraft passing through it. Image...
04 December 2023

"Pisces, Prepare for Cosmic Glitches: Mercury's Retrograde is Playing Havoc with Your Wi-Fi Again!"

04 December 2023

"Alien Invasion or Just an Aquarius in Retrograde? Astrological Forecast Turns Upside Down!"

04 December 2023

"Sagittarius, Your Galactic GPS is on the Fritz! Time to Ditch Quantum Physics and Trust the Hippie-Dippie Star Magic!"

04 December 2023

"Scorpio Forecast: Red Pill, Blue Pill, or Maybe Just the Chocolate One? - Your Matrix-Inspired Astrological Update!"

04 December 2023

"Libra's Scale Gets Tipped by Cosmic Shenanigans! Balance, Schmalance!"

04 December 2023

"Virgo, You're About to be as Balanced as a One-Legged Reaver on Moonshine - It's Alignment Time!"

04 December 2023

"Leo, Prepare for a Mane Event: Mars Aligns with Your Hairdresser giving Bouncy Curls to your Cosmic Destiny!"

The Moon


The MoonThe Third Quarter moon is currently 21.8 days old. It is 405502.17 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023.
The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.