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After almost a year of development, we're thrilled to welcome you to The Chip Witch!

We have always felt that traditional astrology, while powerful and majestic, is no different than any other aspect of human life. That is, it expands, grows, and learns as we do. Not until relatively recent times did we know of the outer planets, yet when we did discover them, we also found that they fit in perfectly. We discovered, we learned, and we grew.

At the Chip Witch, we have computers and we use them. We have developed a more accurate calculation system for knowing where the planets are, where they're going, and making that information available. We also tap in to other data about our solar system, especially the daily activity of the sun. Its energetic nature is always in flux, sometimes quiet and sometimes quite active. We monitor and modify our output in real time. Your NASA and NOAA tax dollars at work!

Finally, we acknowledge that the Universe isn't a deterministic place. We tap into the quantum nature of nature and use real quantum noise generators to feed into what used to be a very slow and manual process. With this more modern source of randomness, we also eliminate personal bias and let the Universe speak in its own voice.

Interested in the most accurate and up-to-date retrograde information? See Retrograde Today, our real-time retrograde information page. We generate an overview daily as well.

Looking for the state of any planet or sign of the zodiac right now? Click on any of the planet or sign items at the top of every page.

The Chip Witch is your one-stop source for accurate, reliable and immediate data. Bookmark the pages that you use for your daily astrology needs.

20 March 2023

"Listen up, Pisces! The stars say you'll be swimming in success, but watch out for those emotional whirlpools!"

20 March 2023

"Aquarius, get ready to make a splash this month! Just don't forget your waterproof phone case, because Mercury is in retrograde and your texts might end up as soggy as your socks."

20 March 2023

"Capricorn, get ready to climb the career ladder like a mountain goat on steroids!"

20 March 2023

"Attention Sagittarius! Grab your sonic bow and arrow because the stars have aligned for an epic adventure through time and space!"

20 March 2023

"Crabby Cancer, Don't Get Your Claws in a Twist: Your Stars Align for Emotional Growth and a Side of Sarcasm"

20 March 2023
"Leo, prepare to roar with cosmic pizzazz this month! The stars have aligned in your favor, like a majestic lion basking in the sun. But beware of Mercury's retrograde antics, as they may cause communication hiccups and confusion. Keep your mane brus...
20 March 2023

"Attention Virgos: The Stars Align in Your Favor, So Get Ready to Kick Some Intergalactic Butt!"

20 March 2023

"Oi, Scorpio! Get ready to sting 'em with that sassy scorpion energy this month!"

The Moon


The MoonThe New moon is currently 28.2 days old. It is 366720.99 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 17:26:44, 21 Mar 2023.
The next full moon is at 4:37:18, 6 Apr 2023.