"Great Scorpius! Mercury's Shifting Gears from Leo's Lion Roar to Virgo's OCD Clean Sweep - Hold onto Your Cosmic Flux Capacitors!"
Mercury is currently in Sagittarius located at 08 Sag 39' 50"
Upcoming Retrogrades
| Planet | Stationary (retrograde) | Stationary (direct) | In Sign |
|---|---|---|---|
| mercury | 2025-03-15 06:47:00 UTC | 2025-04-07 11:08:00 UTC | Aries |
| mercury | 2025-07-18 04:45:00 UTC | 2025-08-11 07:30:00 UTC | Leo |
| mercury | 2025-11-09 19:02:00 UTC | 2025-11-29 17:39:00 UTC | Sagittarius |
| mercury | 2026-02-26 06:49:00 UTC | 2026-03-20 19:33:00 UTC | Pisces |
| mercury | 2026-06-29 17:36:00 UTC | 2026-07-23 22:58:00 UTC | Cancer |
| mercury | 2026-10-24 07:13:00 UTC | 2026-11-13 15:54:00 UTC | Scorpio |
"Mercury Makes a Splashy Exit from Pisces, Charges into Aries like it's Late for a Comic-Con Panel!"
"Mercury Pulls a Skywalker: Ditching the Dark Side of Capricorn for the Galactic Groove of Aquarius!"
"Mercury Ditches Sagittarian Bow and Arrows for Capricorn's Business Suit: A Cosmic Career Change or Just a Mid-Orbit Crisis?"
"Fasten Your Space Seatbelts, Folks! Mercury is Skipping Capricorn and Diving into Sagittarius like a Nerd at a Comic Con!"
"Hitch Your Star Wagon to Mercury as it Skedaddles from Scorpio to Sagittarius: Things about to get Frakkin' Interesting!"
"Mercury Ditches Libra, Says 'Hello, Scorpio!' - It's Not You, Libra, It's Just Celestial Mechanics!"
