"Hasta La Vista, Aries! The Moon is Bull-Dozing its Way into Taurus Territory!"

"Fasten Your Seatbelts, Space Cadets! The Moon's Swapping its Pisces PJs for Aries Armor - Expect Cosmic Fireworks!"

"Beware, Earthlings! The Moon's Swapping Its Aquarius Bell-bottoms for Pisces Tie-Dye Tunics!"

"Fasten Your Seatbelts, Earthlings! The Moon's Hopping from Capricorn to Aquarius - Expect Cosmic Whiplash and a Sudden Urge to Recycle!"

"Hold Onto Your Telescopes! The Moon's Swapping Its Archer Bow for a Mountain Goat's Hooves!"

"Brace Yourselves, Space Cadets! The Moon's Packing its Cosmic Carry-on: Sagittarius is Out, Capricorn is In!"

"Moony Scorpio Ditches Grumpy Crab Outfit, Opts for Trendy Sagittarius Arrow - Galactic Fashion Alert!"

"Moon Ditches Aquarius to Skinny-dip in Pisces: Galactic Shifts and What They Mean for Your Netflix Queue!"

"Breaking News: The Moon is Relocating from Capricorn to Aquarius - No Wall Can Stop It!"

"Brace Yourselves, Earthlings! The Moon's Packing Up Its Arrow and Goat Gear as It Road Trips from Sagittarius to Capricorn!"