"Brace Yourselves, Aries: The Universe is Set to Inflict Unrelenting Joy and Social Adventures, Despite Your Insignificance in the Cosmic Scheme of Things - How Utterly Depressing"
Aries is the first astrological sign in the zodiac, spanning the first 30 degrees of celestial longitude. Under the tropical zodiac, the Sun transits this sign from approximately March 20 to April 21 each year.
"Brace Yourselves, Aries: The Universe is Set to Inflict Unrelenting Joy and Social Adventures, Despite Your Insignificance in the Cosmic Scheme of Things - How Utterly Depressing"
"Aries, fiery ram you are, hmm? Much energy this week brings, yes, hrrrmmm. Beware of the dark side of Mars, you must!"
"Aries, you'll be 'Predator-ing' your goals this week: Invisibility cloak on, thermal vision ready, and don't forget to camouflage in the urban jungle!"