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The Sun

The Sun is in Aries

The Sun is at 13 Ari 59' 08", and is 149584487km away and receding.

The Moon

The Moon is in Capricorn

The Moon will change from Capricorn to Aquarius in the next 24 hours.

The Moon is at 28 Cap 22' 20", and is 373239km away and approaching.

Moon Is In Capricorn

Well, well, well, Moon's in Capricorn and it's about as cozy as a porcupine in a balloon factory. Now, you're probably wondering what that means...and so am I. Just kidding! Let's break it down: Capricorn, the determined mountain goat of the zodiac, paired with the moon, the moody, silvery sphere of mystery that's currently 373,523.195050888 km away. That's like taking a road trip from here to, well, the moon. So, here's the thing. The moon moves into Aquarius in the next 24 hours, and we're not talking about the Age of Aquarius (although wouldn't that be groovy?). No, this is about the moon transitioning from ambitious Capricorn to innovative Aquarius. Think of it as your favorite sci-fi series: one moment, you've got a plot line involving a relentless cyborg goat climbing to new heights (Goatzilla, anyone?), and the next, you're dealing with an otherworldly alien who's all about breaking the rules and inventing new ones (Hello, Aquaman!). So, while the moon is still in Capricorn, tap into that goat-like determination. Tie up those loose ends, finish that project, maybe even do your taxes early (yeah, right). Use this time to put your affairs in order, because when the moon shifts into Aquarius, it's going to feel like you've been teleported to a different dimension. Get ready to embrace the unexpected, my cosmic voyagers. The moon is doing the astrological equivalent of changing the TV channel, and you're about to go from a black and white documentary to a technicolor sci-fi extravaganza. Buckle up, because things are about to get interesting! Remember, the universe is a lot like a weird uncle at a family gathering: sometimes it's a bit of a drag, sometimes it's full of surprises, but it's always part of the family. So take this lunar shift in stride and remember: even when you're dealing with interstellar goat-alien drama, it's all just part of the cosmic journey.

Mercury

Mercury is in Aries

Mercury is retrograde at 27 Ari 06' 53", moving backwards at 0.15 degrees per day, and is 102076906km away and approaching.

Mercury Is In Aries

"Galactic greetings, stargazers! It seems like our cosmic messenger, Mercury, has decided to don the fiery cloak of Aries. Think of it as if Q from Star Trek has suddenly decided to impersonate Captain Kirk - bold, impulsive, and a bit too fond of the word 'engage.' At a staggering distance of 102213779.469175890km away (or just around the corner in light-years), Mercury is doing a cheeky retrograde moonwalk. So, buckle up your seatbelts, because we're in for a warp speed adventure. Now, Mercury in Aries has the subtlety of a Klingon at a tea party. We'll find ourselves cutting straight to the chase, our minds buzzing like a malfunctioning tricorder. Meditating? Who has time for that when there are galaxies to explore! This cosmic alignment is like opening a subspace communication channel with our innermost thoughts and feelings. Aries, being the astrological equivalent of Spock's Vulcan nerve pinch, gives us the confidence to say what's on our minds. But remember, we need more Deanna Troi than Worf when sensitivity and diplomacy are required. With Mercury playing Captain Picard and Aries standing in as Number One, expect your thoughts to boldly go where no thoughts have gone before. The lightbulb moments will come faster than a warp core breach. But beware, these flashes of inspiration can be as fleeting as a Redshirt's screen time. So grab onto them like a Ferengi clutching a bar of gold-pressed latinum. In the spirit of Captain Janeway, I suggest you 'do it your way.' But remember, even in space, it's important to pause, sip your coffee, and make sure you're not about to fly headlong into an asteroid field. Happy stargazing!"

Venus

Venus is in Pisces

Venus is prograde at 27 Pis 38' 54", moving at 1.24 degrees per day, and is 243850383km away and receding.

Venus Is In Pisces

Oi! Brace yourself, stargazers! Venus, that cosmic flirt, has popped over to Pisces, and she's having a bit of a pool party. Fancy a swim in the sea of love? Well, tie up your floaties because it's about to get a bit dreamy, and at times, a tad confusing. You see, Venus in Pisces is like being at a masquerade ball where everyone's had a few too many glasses of space grog. It's all romance, roses, and rhumba, but it's easy to mistake a Dalek for a dashing beau under that Pisces fog. So, word to the wise, take off those rose-tinted glasses before you pledge your undying love to a kitchen appliance. On the flip side, if you've been dating someone who seems as appealing as a soggy scone, this might be the time when they start to look more like a delicious jam tart. That's the magic of Pisces energy—sometimes it's a bit like a cosmic Instagram filter, making everything (and everyone) look just a smidge better. Now, I don’t want to sound like a penny-pinching Scrooge from the planet Stingyville, but when it comes to cash during this transit, keep an eye on your wallet. Venus in Pisces can inspire us to spend like we’ve found a gold mine on an asteroid. It’s a brilliant time for creativity, spirituality, and charity, but not so much for buying that solid gold sonic screwdriver you’ve had your eye on. So there you have it, fellow space travellers. Remember, love is a beautiful thing, but don't let the Piscean fog cloud your vision. And if you do fall head over heels, make sure it's not for a Cyberman in disguise. Happy stargazing!

Mars

Mars is in Pisces

Mars is prograde at 08 Pis 46' 22", moving at 0.78 degrees per day, and is 311426784km away and approaching.

Mars Is In Pisces

Great Scott! It's time to power up the DeLorean because Mars is in Pisces and we're about to embark on a cosmic journey that'll make quantum physics look like kindergarten playtime. So, you know how Marty McFly had a quiet confidence that allowed him to rock out at the Enchantment Under the Sea dance? That's the kind of vibe we're channelling with Mars in Pisces. You might not feel like you're revving up at 88 miles per hour, but trust me, your flux capacitor is fully charged and ready to roll. Just like Doc Brown tinkering with his inventions, Mars in Pisces makes us all a bit dreamier, like we're seeing the world through rose-colored safety goggles. But remember, Doc wasn't just a dreamer, he was a doer. And that's you right now. You're not disappearing into the ether, you're subtly shaping your own reality. This is the time to let your geek flag fly and direct that nerdy energy towards something inspiring. Maybe you want to craft a life-sized replica of the Millennium Falcon out of recycled materials? Or perhaps you're envisioning a new app that has the power to eradicate loneliness? Go for it! Mars in Pisces is cheering you on. But don't get carried away and start charging around like a bull in a china shop. This is Mars in Pisces, not Ares in a gladiator arena. Your passion needs to be directed, not scattered like a handful of pixie dust. And remember, with great power comes great responsibility. Finally, this is the perfect time to unleash your inner Da Vinci. Pisces gives us access to the universal artist hiding inside us all. Whether it's coding, cooking, or composing a symphony, these are the things that take us beyond our everyday perspectives. So crank up the Huey Lewis and the News, grab your paintbrush (or keyboard or spatula), and show the world what you've got! Remember, your future isn't written yet. No one's is. Your future is whatever you make it. So make it a good one.

Jupiter

Jupiter is in Taurus

Jupiter is prograde at 17 Tau 50' 28", moving at 0.22 degrees per day, and is 868253396km away and receding.

Jupiter Is In Taurus

Hark, brave star voyagers! Grab your lightsabers, buckle up your space boots, and brace for a cosmic joyride because Jupiter is doing a slow waltz with Taurus. It's like Han Solo and Chewbacca deciding to go on a mindful retreat together - unexpected but potentially enlightening. Jupiter, the grand master Yoda of our cosmos, is all about wisdom and deep thought, while Taurus, the R2D2 of zodiacs, is reliable, steadfast and a little stubborn. When these two come together, it's like finding the Death Star plans right inside your pocket - the answers you've been seeking are closer than you think! This celestial duo encourages us to make that jump to hyperspace towards our dreams and long-term goals. Feel the force energizing you to create those practical to-do lists and start checking off items one by one, just like Leia taking down Stormtroopers. Patience, young Padawans, trust the process to reach a clear, tangible level of success. When Jupiter parks its spaceship in Taurus, life can be as prosperous as the economy on Cloud City. Jupiter, the planet of good fortune, and Taurus, the sign of wealth, teaming up is like hitting a jackpot in Lando Calrissian's casino. But beware, my fellow Jedi, Taurus has a fondness for the finer things in life, much like Lando's taste for capes. And with Jupiter, the planet of expansion, we may find ourselves morphing into Jabba the Hutt, considering our needs as wants and indulging a bit too much. Therefore, exercise caution and keep your impulses in check during this transit. So, as we navigate this cosmic dance between Jupiter and Taurus, remember - the Force is with you, always. Now, may your journey be as epic as a Star Wars saga, and may the Force guide your way.

Saturn

Saturn is in Pisces

Saturn is prograde at 13 Pis 51' 10", moving at 0.11 degrees per day, and is 1580141866km away and approaching.

Saturn Is In Pisces

Alright, folks! Get your mood lighting and crystals ready because Saturn, the elder statesman of the cosmos, has just checked into the cosmic equivalent of the Last Homely House: Pisces. Now, before you all start panicking, no, this does not mean you're going to turn into a fish (unless that's your thing, then by all means, embrace your inner mermaid or merman). Saturn in Pisces is like having your favorite eccentric uncle visit. You know, the one who's a retired physicist but also practices tai chi and makes artisanal cheese in his free time. He's going to challenge you, push your boundaries a bit, but he's also going to teach you some incredibly valuable life lessons if you're open to it. So, here's the deal. Saturn in Pisces is a cosmic invitation to take a long, hard look at your wildest daydreams. You know, those ones that usually get shelved for "practical" reasons. Well, dust them off, my friends, because this is your chance to make them real. And, I'm not just talking about wishful thinking here. Saturn, being the taskmaster he is, wants you to draft a plan, set a budget, and maybe even consider getting a loan. This is serious business, people! Now, I know what you're thinking: "But, my dreams are private! What if they're not good enough?" Well, let me tell you something, Saturn doesn't care. He's like that dad who bursts into your room without knocking, just to make sure you're doing your homework. Yes, it's annoying, but trust me, his advice is worth its weight in stardust. Now, there's a catch. Saturn's stay in Pisces can make us a bit restless. Kind of like drinking three cups of coffee before trying to go to sleep. So, take some time to chill out. Meditate, go for a walk, breathe deeply, maybe even take a nap (dream journal at the ready, of course). Heck, even going to bed early might be a good idea. The key here is to listen to the wisdom Saturn is offering. You won't want to miss it! So, buckle up, my cosmic comrades! It's time to dive into the deep end of the celestial pool. Saturn in Pisces is here, and it's promising one heck of an astrological adventure. Enjoy the ride!

Uranus

Uranus is in Taurus

Uranus is prograde at 20 Tau 53' 43", moving at 0.05 degrees per day, and is 3050114148km away and receding.

Uranus Is In Taurus

Greetings, star gazers! The celestial disco ball has spun around once more and Uranus, everyone's favorite gas giant with a name that still makes 7th graders giggle, is shimmying into Taurus. Now, I know Taurus, you're as steady as a tortoise on Valium, but Uranus... well, let’s just say it's the cosmic equivalent of a caffeine-addicted squirrel. Imagine your life is a comfy old recliner you've been sitting in for years. It's molded to your form, you know every button, every stain. Then, in comes Uranus like a hyperactive interior designer, demanding change. "This won't do at all!" it exclaims, tossing your beloved recliner out the window. Shock! Horror! But wait... is that a plush, high-tech massage chair in its place? On the financial front, Uranus is about to put on its Che Guevara t-shirt and start a revolution. That old dusty piggy bank? Gone. Banks might turn into digital fortresses, your cash might become strings of code and those stocks you've been hoarding could roller coaster like a teenager's mood swings. Is it scary? Sure. Is it exciting? Absolutely! Look folks, Uranus in Taurus is the celestial equivalent of Marie Kondo showing up at your door. You may love your material possessions, but it's time to ask if they're really sparking joy or just sparking debt. Are you holding onto that avocado toast-shaped pool float because it brings you happiness, or because you just can't bear to part with it? Remember, Uranus isn’t here to ruin your party. It’s the universe's way of saying, “Hey, let’s shake things up a bit.” It’s that eccentric aunt who insists on salsa dancing at family gatherings – initially shocking, but ultimately liberating. And while you're doing the cha-cha with change, keep in mind that these cosmic renovations are designed to bring long-lasting stability. So, buckle up, buttercups. It’s going to be one heck of a Uranian ride!

Neptune

Neptune is in Pisces

Neptune is prograde at 27 Pis 59' 25", moving at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 4616752580km away and approaching.

Neptune Is In Pisces

Heads up, intergalactic friends! Neptune has parked its celestial self in Pisces, which is like Luke Skywalker deciding to hang out at Mos Eisley Cantina for a bit. You know, where all the "interesting" folks gather? And by "interesting," I mean those space creatures who are as emotionally deep as the Mariana Trench and spiritually enlightened as Yoda on a good day. Now, this outer space combo isn't just about seeing folks in new light sabers or deciding whether blue milk is better than green. Nope. Neptune in Pisces is like that old holographic chess game on the Millennium Falcon - it's complex, confusing, but oh-so revealing once you get the hang of it. Imagine this: You're floating in a zero-gravity pod, surrounded by alien species all humming 'Kumbaya' in five-part harmony. That's the kind of universal unity and collective consciousness Neptune in Pisces is aiming for. Time to let go of the petty squabbles over who shot first, Han or Greedo, and focus on the bigger cosmic picture. Feel like your emotional IQ is more C-3PO than R2-D2? Fear not. Neptune’s current zip code encourages us to explore the farthest reaches of our feelings. Think of it as indulging in a Jedi mind trick on yourself - you have the power to discover your emotional strengths and share them with the galaxy. And if you've been feeling the force pulling you towards spirituality, now's the time to answer the call. Create your own Dagobah at home, meditate like a midichlorian master and connect with your own sacred Jedi texts (or whatever makes you feel connected to the cosmos). Just remember, my star-traveling buddies, Neptune in Pisces is about sharing our unique light with the universe. Even if that means admitting Ewoks are kinda cute. So, may the Neptune in Pisces force be with you!

Pluto

Pluto is in Aquarius

Pluto is prograde at 01 Aqu 53' 55", moving at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 5277801037km away and approaching.

Pluto Is In Aquarius

Pluto's Aquarian Shindig

Listen up, folks! Pluto, our favorite icy dwarf planet, is moonwalking its way through Aquarius right now. And if Pluto were a guest at a party, it'd be the one who shows up unannounced, drinks all your best wine, and somehow leaves your house looking cleaner than when they arrived. Why? Because Pluto is all about transformation, baby!

Now, when I say transformation, I don't mean you'll suddenly decide to dye your hair pink or adopt seven cats (though, with Pluto, you never really know). No, this is soul-level stuff! We're talking clearing out those dusty corners of your identity, tossing out the old baggage, and making space for something shinier, newer, better.

Meanwhile, Aquarius is over here like an alien tech whiz, pushing all kinds of buttons for progress. If Pluto is the cleanup crew, Aquarius is the architect drafting the blueprints for the future. So, buckle up, because these two combined are about to kick humanity into high gear!

Expect some pretty wild shifts on a global scale - maybe teleportation will finally be a thing? But also, look out for massive leaps forward in civil rights and humanitarian efforts. The heroes of this era won't be lone wolves but collaborative crusaders valuing empathy and unity. Governments and systems that used to squabble might just find common ground and start playing nice. It's like witnessing the biggest group hug in history!

On a personal level, this cosmic combo is nudging us to rethink our place in the universe. Sure, it's easy to focus on our own wants and needs, but what if we started prioritizing the collective good? What if your first instinct was to think about how your actions impact everyone else? It's a heady idea, but that's the transformation Pluto and Aquarius are gunning for. The question is: are you ready to join the party?

Let's remember though, Pluto is currently 5,277,852,602.067376137km away, and in prograde. I know, I know, that's a lot of numbers - it's basically like Pluto is on the other side of the galaxy texting you its life advice. So take your time, no rush, we're all just floating on this big rock together.

Venus

Venus Conjunct Neptune

Your romantic idealism might be activated today. You are feeling particularly idealistic now and you need to keep your feet on the ground. You are feeling very unselfish, but don't let others take advantage of you. Sometimes you need to say no. Don't let daydreams and fantasies cloud your perceptions and decisions. Don't place all your trust now in any one person or thing. Stay alert. Combine art and music with your imagination and let that be an escape from everyday cares.Those with Venus in conjunction to Neptune in their birth chart are generally sensitive, creative, and attractive people. An impractical nature when it comes to love, money, and personal possessions is notable, even if Venus-Neptune people approach the rest of their lives in a more sensible manner. They are giving, and usually “give” more than they receive in close personal relationships, ready to make sacrifices for the one they love, generally loyal, and exceedingly kind-hearted. Sentimental and compassionate, natives with Venus conjunct Neptune are easily touched by others’ kindness, music, poetry, dance, and most any art that evokes emotion. Some might say they are gullible in love, as they are inclined to forgive easily and trust that others are as good-hearted as they are. They may attract people who take advantage of their giving nature, or who elude commitment, or who are troubled or needy.As ready as they are to forgive, they are also easily hurt, and even shocked, in matters of the heart. They dislike crude, rude, and crass behavior and situations. Still, they are drawn to love relationships like moth to flame. Their imaginations and fantasy worlds are rich, and Venus-Neptune people believe that there is something out there for them, even after disappointments. There’s an ethereal or mysterious quality to them that is subtly seductive and very attractive. As loving as they are, there is an ethereal and universal quality to their love that keeps them oddly out of reach, yearning for something magical and ideal, that can make their lovers feel strangely excluded–their love almost borders on impersonal. These very creative people are often artists.Alternate Interpretations:^Love is the force that shapes and sustains your life with Venus conjunct Neptune. Your romantic nature inspires you to believe in the ultimate possibilities of love, and you may have very definitive fantasies about loving. When you’re in love, your compassion knows no bounds. You may feel that you could sacrifice anything for the man you love, and sometimes do. Yearning for a soul mate, you expect the same high ideals from your partner, although you may not always find them. Your emotional boundaries can be quite flexible, which allows you to feel what others are feeling, but which can also be confusing when you’re trying to determine what’s going on with you individually. You may not always feel confident taking the initiative in love, and may spend more time fantasizing about possibilities than you spend acting on your desires. You need a love which honors your spirituality and sensitivity, and need to safeguard against falling into situations which would abuse your kindhearted care and concern. From the Astrology Profile for Women report.*You are very romantic, idealistic, and imaginative about love. You yearn for your “true love” or “soul mate” and may become disappointed in others who never quite live up to your dream image of the perfect lover. You frequently fantasize about love and often fall in love with someone you can only love from afar. You may avoid making a definite personal commitment. Gentle and sensitive, you do not like to be approached in a very direct or aggressive manner. You are attracted to those with artistic or mystical inclinations.#You tend to fool yourself where change is concerned. Thus, you are able to drift into and out of spiritual grace without even knowing it. Don’t mistake erotic dreams for the energy of tantra, and distinguish your personal desires from the teaching itself. From the Your Spiritual Path report.Some Famous People with Venus conjunct Neptune: Kirk Cameron (Venus conjunct Neptune in Scorpio), Pierre Cardin (Venus conjunct Neptune in Leo), Diahann Caroll (Venus conjunct Neptune in Virgo), Jimmy Carter (Venus conjunct Neptune in Leo), Paul Cezanne (Venus conjunct Neptune in Aquarius), Bill Clinton (Venus conjunct Neptune and Mars in Libra), Bo Derek (Venus in late Libra conjunct Neptune in early Scorpio), Jodie Foster (Venus conjunct Neptune in Scorpio), Sophia Loren (Venus conjunct Neptune in Virgo), Robert Redford (Venus conjunct Neptune in Virgo), Christopher Reeve (Venus conjunct Neptune in Libra), Meg Ryan (Venus conjunct Neptune in Scorpio), Cheryl Tiegs (Venus conjunct Neptune in Libra), Barbara Walters (Venus in late Leo conjunct Neptune in early Virgo).

Jupiter

Jupiter Conjunct Uranus

You have an increased tolerance for all points of view and different ways of life. Your intuition is stimulated to grow at this time. You may experience prophetic dreams. Sudden good financial fortune may come your way. Your life may change and expand in some way, perhaps through foreign travel or metaphysical pursuits. There is a desire to befriend humanity and to make new friends.