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Planetary Retrograde Horoscope: Sarah Connor Edition

Greetings, my fellow stardust beings! It's time for another cosmic update from your favorite nerdy astrologer. Hasta la vista, bad vibes! We're diving into the planetary retrogrades and how they're shaking up our lives like a Terminator on a mission. Let's go!

Mercury in Taurus

Ever feel like you're in a sci-fi movie where everyone speaks another language? Well, with Mercury in Taurus, communication might feel like that. Put on your best Arnold accent, and remember: "I'll be back... with a better way to express myself." 🤖💬

Venus in Gemini

With Venus in Gemini, love is like a box of chocolates - you never know what you're gonna get! But fear not, my fellow love warriors. Just channel your inner Sarah Connor and embrace the unpredictable journey of romance. ❤️📦

Mars in Cancer

Mars in Cancer might make you feel like you're trapped in a futuristic dystopia where everyone's emotions are running high. Gather your emotional troops, and remember: "There's no fate but what we make." 💪🌊

Jupiter in Aries

Oh, Jupiter, you glorious gas giant. In Aries, you inspire us to take action like an 80s action hero. So, strap on your boots, hop on your motorcycle, and ride into the sunset of success! 🏍️⚡

Saturn in Pisces

In Pisces, Saturn reminds us that even the most stoic cyborg has a tender side. Embrace your vulnerability, and remember: "Come with me if you want to feel." 🤖💧

Uranus in Taurus

Uranus in Taurus is like a cybernetic organism, traveling through time to shake up our values and finances. Embrace the chaos and trust that you'll emerge stronger than ever. 💸⏰

Neptune in Pisces

Neptune in Pisces means it's time to dive into the dreamy world of intuition and spirituality, like an

The moon is currently in Pisces, at 18 degrees, 36' 15", at a velocity of 14.33 degrees per day.

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 26.4 days old. It is 367230.08 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 4:15:48, 20 Apr 2023. The next full moon is at 17:36:47, 5 May 2023.

Solar wind parameters were at background levels. Solar wind speeds were steady near 325-350 km/s, total field strength reached 8 nT, and Bz was predominately neutral and northward. The phi angle was highly variable.

There is a 10% chance of solar activity, with a 5% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.