There are currently 5 planets in retrograde:
Greetings, fellow space nerds!
Oh boy, oh boy... what a cosmic cocktail we have shaking up in our celestial shaker this month! 🍸🌌
Let's get down to the nitty-gritty, shall we? First up, Mercury is chilling in Virgo. Now, normally, Mercury's like that super efficient office worker who's got all their sticky notes color-coded. But in retrograde, it's more like they've spilled coffee on their entire desk - communication chaos! 📚☕️💼
Venus is lounging in Leo, making us all feel like the star of our own personal telenovela. But remember, too much drama can lead to a real soap opera meltdown! 🎭🦁
Mars, also hanging out in Virgo, is like the personal trainer of the zodiac. He's all about action and getting things done. But in retrograde? It's like trying to run on a treadmill with banana peels for shoes. Slippery and perhaps a bit embarrassing! 🍌🏋️♂️
Jupiter's kicking back in Taurus, usually a good sign for growth and prosperity... but in retrograde, it's like winning the lottery and immediately losing the ticket. Maybe check those pockets one more time? 💰🔍
Saturn's hiding out in Pisces, and when he goes retrograde, well, let's just say he's like your overbearing grandfather questioning all your life choices at the family dinner. Brace yourselves, folks! 🧓🐟
Uranus in Taurus might make you want to reinvent everything from your hairstyle to your sock drawer. But be careful, in retrograde, you might end up with a mullet and mismatched socks! 💇♀️🧦🐂
Neptune in Pisces is all about dreams and intuition. But when Neptune goes retrograde, your dreams might feel like a Salvador Dali painting. Extra surreal with a side of melting clocks, anyone? 🎨🕰️🐠
Lastly, Pluto in Capricorn usually helps us unearth
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