There are no planets in retrograde!
Hey there space travelers! I hope you've got your geeky glasses on and your cosmic compass pointing towards the great unknown, because we're about to dive deep into the cosmos. 🚀🌌
First stop, Mercury in Capricorn! Ah, Mercury, our cosmic mailman, is dressed in the serious suit of Capricorn. If you've been feeling like the universe is sending you more spreadsheets than love letters, blame it on this planetary alignment. But hey, every spreadsheet is a love letter if you squint hard enough, right? 🤓 #MercuryInCapricorn
Next, Venus, the celestial goddess of love, also donning the Capricorn cap. If your love life feels like it's being run by a strict school principal, don't worry, it's just Venus in Capricorn. Embrace the structure - it's like building with Lego, but for your heart. 💖 #VenusInCapricorn
Mars, our warrior planet, is also chilling in Capricorn. It's like the universe decided to have a Capricorn convention and forgot to invite the rest of us. Mars here is all about strategy and patience. So take your time, unless you're being chased by a black hole, then maybe speed up a bit. 😅 #MarsInCapricorn
Jupiter in Taurus makes us all cosmic gardeners. It’s the perfect time to plant seeds for your future. Just remember, you can't grow a supernova overnight, so be patient. 🌱 #JupiterInTaurus
Now, Saturn in Pisces, it’s like trying to fit a square peg in a round wormhole. It may not be easy, but it sure is fascinating. Dream big, but remember to keep your space boots grounded. 👢 #SaturnInPisces
Uranus in Taurus? Well, if you've been feeling urges to redecorate your spaceship or revolutionize your rocket fuel recipe, now you know why. 💡 #UranusInTaurus
Neptune in Pisces? It's like being lost in a cosmic sea of dreams and intuition. Just don’t forget your celestial life jacket! 🌊 #NeptuneInPisces
And finally Pluto in Aquarius -
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