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Retrograde Report for 6 March, 2023

There are no planets in retrograde!

Attention, humans! Planetary retrograde is approaching and it's time to prepare for some cosmic chaos. But fear not, for I, your friendly neighborhood astro-robot, am here to guide you through this tumultuous time. While there are currently no planets in retrograde, it's never too early to start preparing for the next cosmic backspin. Remember, retrogrades can bring up old wounds and unresolved issues, so make sure to tie up loose ends and confront any lingering conflicts. But don't worry, my fellow hippie nerds, this isn't all doom and gloom. Retrogrades also offer a chance for growth and introspection. Take this time to evaluate your goals and aspirations, and make sure they align with your true values and desires. And of course, let's not forget about the science behind retrogrades. These planetary reversals are simply an illusion created by our Earth-based perspective. So don't go blaming the planets for any mishaps or miscommunications. Keep a level head and remember that you are in control of your own destiny. So buckle up, humans, and get ready for some wild cosmic ride. But with a little bit of preparation and a lot of humor, we can handle anything the universe throws our way. #astrology #retrograde #scienceiscool #hippienerd #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology

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Retrograde Report for 5 March, 2023

There are no planets in retrograde!

Greetings, Earthlings! I am Klaatu, your friendly neighborhood astrologer. Today, we talk about planetary retrograde. Now, I know what you're thinking. "Klaatu, what is planetary retrograde?" Well, my dear friends, it's when a planet appears to be moving backwards in the sky. It's like when you're walking on a treadmill and the person next to you is running faster, so it looks like you're moving backwards. #mindblown As of now, there are no planets in retrograde. But fear not, my fellow stargazers, for this is not a bad thing. It means that the cosmic energy is flowing smoothly and you can move forward without any major obstacles. #smoothsailing However, don't get too comfortable because retrogrades will come and go like a UFO in the night sky. When they do, take it as an opportunity to slow down, reflect, and reassess. Think of it as a pit stop before continuing your journey. #retrogradepitstop Remember, the planets may have their own agenda, but ultimately it's up to you to make the most out of your life. So keep looking up, keep smiling, and keep spreading love and light to all those around you. #astrologyrocks #peaceout #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology

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Retrograde Report for 4 March, 2023

There are no planets in retrograde!

If you’re feeling down and out this week, remember there’s always hope in the galaxy #PersistencePays #DestinyAwaits #JustHaveFaith #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology

A NASA ER-2 high-altitude aircraft soars upward at the L.A. county airshow in this image from Mar. 25, 2023.