Cancer Report

"Cancerians, Brace Yourselves: Cosmic Crab Walks Backwards - Timey-Wimey Tangle Ahead!"

The next Cancer will start in 202 days, at Friday, 21 June, 2024

The Moon moves to Cancer in 25 days, at Wednesday, 27 December, 2023

Mercury moves to Cancer in 199 days, at Tuesday, 18 June, 2024

Venus moves to Cancer in 198 days, at Monday, 17 June, 2024

Mars moves to Cancer in 278 days, at Thursday, 05 September, 2024

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 19.5 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.

Alright, my dear Cancerians, hold on to your shells because this horoscope is coming in faster than E.T. on a BMX! The Waning Gibbous moon, which is currently around 19.5 days old (not that we're keeping track or anything), is all about releasing and letting go. It's like a cosmic yard sale! So, for you, it might be the perfect time to finally give away that collection of Star Wars action figures you’ve been hoarding. I mean, how many Chewbaccas does one crab need? This lunar phase also encourages relaxation and introspection. So, if you've been thinking about investing in a new yoga mat or a Star Trek-themed meditation app, now is the time! And remember, just like E.T.'s famous line, "E.T. phone home", you too should focus on connecting with your roots. Maybe it's time to call your mom, or perhaps Google your ancestors, or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try to make contact with your past lives on Mars. Remember, Cancer, your emotions are as deep as the Mariana Trench and that’s okay. Just don't forget to come up for air every once in a while. And maybe a bag of Reese's Pieces. E.T. loves those, maybe you will too. #CancerHoroscope #ETphoneHome #CosmicYardSale #StarWarsOrStarTrek #WaningGibbous #NerdyAstrologer

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SignToday Is Posting: 02.12.2023 07:32:01 (can-02-12-2023)