Cancer Report

"Crabby Cancers, brace yourselves for celestial shenanigans! Uranus moonwalks into your living room, promising an intergalactic hootenanny of cosmic proportions!"

The next Cancer will start in 80 days, at Thursday, 22 June, 2023

The Moon moves to Cancer in 22 days, at Tuesday, 25 April, 2023

Mercury moves to Cancer in 85 days, at Tuesday, 27 June, 2023

Venus moves to Cancer in 35 days, at Monday, 08 May, 2023

Mars is currently in Cancer

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 12 days old. The next new moon is at 4:15:48, 20 Apr 2023. The next full moon is at 17:36:47, 5 May 2023.

Greetings, my cosmic crustaceans! 🦀 As Servalan from Blake's 7 would say, "A little touch of stardust never harmed anyone." And that's precisely what the universe has in store for all you Cancerians out there! ✨ Mars is currently crashing at your place (in Cancer, obviously), which means it's time to channel your inner intergalactic warrior. 💪🚀 You'll find your energy levels skyrocketing like a SpaceX launch, so go ahead and use that Martian mojo to conquer any challenges that come your way. #MartianInvasion #SpaceInvaders As for the Waxing Gibbous moon, it's currently 12 days old (aww, they grow up so fast, don't they?). 🌔 In this phase, you're about to reap the rewards for all the lunar labor you've been putting in during the past few weeks. The cosmic tides are turning in your favor, my dear Cancer, so expect some celestial surprises! 💫🎁 However, remember not to get too carried away by the cosmic currents. Take some time to retreat into your shell 🐚 now and then to maintain a healthy balance between conquering the world and nurturing your soul. #CrabLife #ShellSweetHome So, sweet Cancerians, brace yourselves for an astral adventure filled with Martian madness and lunar love! Just remember: "If there's one thing I can't stand, it's stupidity," as Servalan would say. So, don't be afraid to unleash that brainy side of yours to navigate the cosmic chaos. 🧠🌌 #CancerHoroscope #Blake's7Style #NerdyAstrology 🌠

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