Cancer Report

"Crabby Cancers, prepare for cosmic giggles as the stars align like a celestial conga line, ready to boogie down in your groovy horoscope!"

The next Cancer will start in 17 days, at Thursday, 22 June, 2023

The Moon moves to Cancer in 14 days, at Monday, 19 June, 2023

Mercury moves to Cancer in 22 days, at Tuesday, 27 June, 2023

Venus is currently in Cancer

The Full moon is currently 16.1 days old. The next new moon is at 4:39:10, 18 Jun 2023. The next full moon is at 11:40:30, 3 Jul 2023.

Hey there, Cancerian comrades! It's your astro-buddy Snake Plissken, back from my daring escape from New York to bring you this week's interstellar intel. So buckle up, buttercups, because things are about to get out-of-this-world hilarious! With Venus currently crashing at your place (what a freeloader, am I right?), you're gonna feel the love vibes flowing like a vintage lava lamp. But watch out, my crabby pals – don't let those heart-eyes blind you from what's really going on around you. Now, about that Full Moon – it's 16.1 days old and still kickin'. This lunar geezer's got some wisdom to share, so tune into those cosmic frequencies and channel your inner Yoda. Remember, young Padawans, sometimes the best course of action is a little bit of inaction. Just ask my good friend, Sloth. #GooniesNeverSayDie So, dear Cancer crew, as you navigate this groovy galaxy, remember to keep your shell polished, your antennae tuned in, and your pincers ready for action. And if anyone tries to tell you that astrology isn't real science, just remind them that you're a cosmic crustacean with an impeccable sense of humor, and then moonwalk away. Until next time, my celestial compadres, stay starry-eyed and remember: Escape from New York was just the beginning – there's a whole universe out there waiting for you to conquer! #CrabbyCosmicChronicles #OutOfThisWorldLaughs #VenusInCancer #FullMoonFollies

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SignToday Is Posting: 05.06.2023 07:32:01 (can-05-06-2023)