Cancer Report

"Extra-Terrestrial Tip-Off: Cancerians, prepare for a Cosmic Hugfest, but Remember, No Facehugging Like Our Alien Buddy!"

The next Cancer will start in 290 days, at Friday, 21 June, 2024

The Moon moves to Cancer in 3 days, at Friday, 08 September, 2023

Mercury moves to Cancer in 287 days, at Tuesday, 18 June, 2024

Venus moves to Cancer in 286 days, at Monday, 17 June, 2024

The Third Quarter moon is currently 20.6 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

Ah, my dear Cancerians, or should I say, the celestial crustaceans of our zodiac. Much like the ship's counselor, Deanna Troi, you are most in tune with the emotions of others. You offer a compassionate ear and are quick to provide a hot cup of tea when needed - Earl Grey, hot, of course. Now, our lunar friend is currently in its Third Quarter phase, 20.6 days old, looking remarkably like my dear friend Data's head when he forgets to apply sunscreen on an away mission... Yes, it's half-illuminated, my friends! This phase often symbolizes a time for release and letting go, like when you finally admit that red isn't really your color, even though you're the Captain of the Starship Enterprise. It's time to jettison those emotional tribbles that have been bothering you, much like we did with the actual ones that took over the ship that one time. In this phase, you may also feel like you're in a bit of a warp-speed chase with your own feelings—much like when Q decides to pop in uninvited. Remember, just as I've learned to deal with Q's endless pranks, you too can manage these high-speed pursuits. Just remember to breathe, embrace your inner Vulcan logic, and if all else fails—engage! So, boldly go where you haven't before, dear Cancerians. Explore new emotional frontiers, seek out new feelings, and let go of the old ones. You've got the con! #StarTrekHoroscope #CancerianCrustaceans #ThirdQuarterMoon #BoldlyLetGo

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SignToday Is Posting: 05.09.2023 07:32:01 (can-05-09-2023)