Cancer Report

"Cancerians, Brace Yourselves: The Universe Plans a Cosmic Crab Walk and You're Leading the Parade!"

The next Cancer will start in 225 days, at Friday, 21 June, 2024

The Moon moves to Cancer in 20 days, at Wednesday, 29 November, 2023

Mercury moves to Cancer in 222 days, at Tuesday, 18 June, 2024

Venus moves to Cancer in 221 days, at Monday, 17 June, 2024

Mars moves to Cancer in 301 days, at Thursday, 05 September, 2024

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 25.7 days old. The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov 2023.

Greetings, my intergalactic Cancer compadres! As the Waning Crescent moon (currently a spry 25.7 days old) is upon us, and the next full moon not popping up until precisely 9:16:41 on November 27, 2023 (#FullMoonParty), your celestial sphere is about to feel like it's on a roller coaster ride designed by a caffeine-addicted squirrel. Now, don't start clutching your pearls just yet, my crabby friends! The universe has its seatbelt sign off, meaning it's your chance to roam the cabin of your life without any turbulence...at least for now. Just remember to channel your inner Servalan from Blake’s 7 (Hashtag #BeLikeServalan). She would approach this lunar phase with a kind of cosmic swagger, a dash of dry wit, and an outfit that screams "I'm the boss of my own galaxy." You might find yourself dealing with some unexpected plot twists this week (#LifeIsASoapOpera), but remember - you've got the resilience of a moon rock and the adaptability of a Star Trek redshirt. You can handle whatever spaceship-sized issues come your way. Don't be afraid to use your natural Cancerian intuition (Hashtag #CancerPower). It's like your personal GPS, guiding you through the asteroid fields of life. Just make sure it's updated regularly; we all know how annoying it is when it directs you into a black hole. Lastly, remember to keep your sense of humor as sharp as a Vulcan's ears (#NerdHumor). After all, laughter is the best spaceship repair tool in your toolbox. Stay stellar, Cancers! And remember, as the universe unfolds its mysteries, keep your eyes on the stars, and your feet grounded on Earth, unless you have access to zero gravity boots. Then, by all means, float on! #FloatOnCancer

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SignToday Is Posting: 09.11.2023 07:32:01 (can-09-11-2023)