Cancer Report

"Cancerians, Brace for Stellar Shenanigans: Your Crabby Companion, the Moon, Plays Peekaboo with Pluto!"

The next Cancer will start in 284 days, at Friday, 21 June, 2024

The Moon moves to Cancer in 25 days, at Friday, 06 October, 2023

Mercury moves to Cancer in 281 days, at Tuesday, 18 June, 2024

Venus moves to Cancer in 280 days, at Monday, 17 June, 2024

Mars moves to Cancer in 360 days, at Thursday, 05 September, 2024

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 26.2 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

Greetings, dear Cancerians! You're on deck in the grand cosmic pinball machine of life. Now, let's have a chat about what's going on with that lovable old hunk of rock we call the moon. Currently, it's in a Waning Crescent phase at the ripe old age of 26.2 days. That's like the moon running a marathon, except, you know, without the sweat, cramps, or need for tiny paper cups of water. It's at this point, where the moon is hanging on by a thin sliver, that you might find yourself feeling a bit like you just finished a marathon too. Exhausted, but somehow still energized. The sprint to the finish line, or in this case, the New Moon, is within sight. #MoonMarathon Now, the next full moon: set your alarms, get out your telescopes, and prepare your howls. It's happening at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023. Precision is everything in space; we can't just say "around 10-ish". Now, during this time, you'll feel your energy peak, just like the moon. Don't be surprised if you feel the urge to take on the universe, or at least clean out that closet you've been ignoring since the last Ice Age. Embrace it! #FullMoonFever But remember, Cancer, don't get lost in the hustle and bustle of celestial events. Take a moment, breathe, and maybe enjoy a slice of the cosmic pie. After all, even a universe-conquering crab needs a snack break. And finally, a little piece of universal wisdom: You know, they say the Milky Way tastes like raspberries. But trust me, it's not worth trying to lick the night sky. It ends with a mouthful of bugs and some very confused owls. #AstrologyHumor Till next time, Cancer. May your stars shine bright and your Wi-Fi never falter. Peace out! #CancerHoroscope #StargateStyle

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SignToday Is Posting: 11.09.2023 07:32:01 (can-11-09-2023)