Cancer Report

"Cancer, May the Stars Align For You... Or Not – It's Not Like Chewbacca's Pilot License Depends On It!"

The next Cancer will start in 313 days, at Friday, 21 June, 2024

The moon is currently in Cancer

Mercury moves to Cancer in 310 days, at Tuesday, 18 June, 2024

Venus moves to Cancer in 309 days, at Monday, 17 June, 2024

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 26.8 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Greetings, my interstellar crustaceans! The moon is back in your celestial dwelling, just like a boomerang always comes back - unless you throw it wrong, then you're out of luck. You've got a Waning Crescent moon, now 26.8 days old, which in moon years... well, it's still a baby, really. The universe has a tale to tell, and guess what? You are the main character this time. Yup, you're the Captain Kirk of your own cosmic Star Trek episode. So, prepare your photon torpedoes and get ready to explore strange new worlds, or at least, strange new experiences. Your home planet is cuddling up with the moon in your sign, creating a stellar lovefest of emotion and intuition. This could bring about an emotional revelation, like finally realizing that 'Babylon 5' is the best space opera ever (which it totally is, by the way). The universe is pointing its giant neon sign at your emotional health, prompting a check-in. Remember, it's okay to feel all the feels. Even Spock had his emotional moments, and he's a Vulcan. However, don't forget, the next full moon is expected at 1:37:05, August 31, 2023. I can't predict if it'll be a werewolf-free night but in the meantime, howl at the moon, my lunar-loving lobsters! Embrace the cosmic energy, let it guide you to new frontiers like a GPS, but one that works on quantum mechanics instead of boring old satellites. And remember, keep your phasers set to 'fun'. #CrabtasticCancer #MoonDance #SpaceOperaFeels #QuantumGPS #NerdyAstrologer #PhasersSetToFun #Babylon5IsTheBest #WerewolfOrNotHereWeCome

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SignToday Is Posting: 13.08.2023 07:32:01 (can-13-08-2023)