Cancer Report

"Cancerians Brace Yourselves: The Universe Has Decided to Give You a Break...Oh, Don't Look So Surprised!"

The next Cancer will start in 311 days, at Friday, 21 June, 2024

The Moon moves to Cancer in 24 days, at Friday, 08 September, 2023

Mercury moves to Cancer in 308 days, at Tuesday, 18 June, 2024

Venus moves to Cancer in 307 days, at Monday, 17 June, 2024

The New moon is currently 28.6 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Greetings, dear Cancerian! It's time to dip your claws into the cosmic soup of the universe. A new moon is upon us - that's nerd talk for "28.6 days old". Yes, I do fractions too. Now, don't go crabby on me, but this means it's time for some serious self-reflection. Just like my computer's constant requests for updates (which I ignore until it crashes), the universe is nudging you to refresh and reboot. The good news? Your emotional hard drive has heaps of space for new downloads. As for the full moon? Oh, it's coming. Like a pizza delivery at 1:37:05 AM on 31st August 2023. Random, I know! But then again, the cosmos doesn't wear a wristwatch. When it arrives, expect to feel like a werewolf on a caffeine high. Your sensitivity, intuition, and ability to understand others will be at peak performance. Trust me, you'll be reading emotions like I read comic books. So, here's the deal - get ready to dive deep into those lunar-tide influenced emotions of yours. Remember, it's okay to feel all the feels. After all, you've got the heart the size of Jupiter and the soul as vast as the cosmos itself. In the meantime, keep on shell-shuffling, let your inner light glow brighter than a supernova, and remember to love yourself to the moon and back! Hashtags: #CancerianCosmos #NewMoonNerding #FullMoonFiesta #AstrologicalAntics

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SignToday Is Posting: 15.08.2023 07:32:01 (can-15-08-2023)