Cancer Report

"Cancer Crustaceans, Warp Speed Ahead! Stellar Energies Align for a Galactic Love Fest and Intergalactic Self-Discovery!"

The next Cancer will start in 6 days, at Thursday, 22 June, 2023

The Moon moves to Cancer in 3 days, at Monday, 19 June, 2023

Mercury moves to Cancer in 11 days, at Tuesday, 27 June, 2023

The New moon is currently 27.7 days old. The next new moon is at 4:39:10, 18 Jun 2023. The next full moon is at 11:40:30, 3 Jul 2023.

Greetings, my dear Cancerians! Gather 'round the cosmic campfire and allow me, your humble and slightly eccentric Professor Bernard Quatermass, to provide you with a horoscope as delightful as it is scientifically accurate. With the New Moon being a spritely 27.7 days old, it's practically sprinting through its lunar cycle. But fear not, for the next full moon shall grace our skies at precisely 11:40:30 on the 3rd of July, 2023 - so mark your calendars and prepare your werewolf repellant! Now, let us delve into the cosmic vibrations that will resonate with your crabby selves. As the Moon orbits our little blue planet, its gravitational pull tugs on your tender hearts, making you feel as emotional and sensitive as an amoeba in a petri dish. But fret not, my crustacean comrades, for this period of heightened sensitivity may just be the catalyst you need to dive deep into your creative juices... or perhaps just to binge-watch your favorite sci-fi series, shedding a tear or two at each heart-wrenching scene. In the realm of interpersonal relations, be prepared for some turbulence in your social asteroid belt. Your friends, family, and even that barista who knows your order by heart may seem a tad more irritating than usual. But fear not, noble Cancerians! Remember to channel your inner Neil Armstrong and take one small step for diplomacy, one giant leap for harmonious relationships. As for the workplace, Mars is in retrograde, which may cause some unforeseen delays in your projects. Though this may feel like attempting to build a rocket ship with only duct tape and a Swiss Army knife, rest assured that your resourcefulness and adaptability will see you through. Embrace your inner MacGyver, dear Cancerians! Thus concludes your Quatermass-inspired horoscope. May the gravity of the Moon guide you through this cosmic journey, and remember: the universe may be vast and mysterious, but it's also filled with love, laughter, and a dash of scientifically-accurate whimsy. #CancerHoroscope #QuatermassStyle #LunarLaughs #CosmicCrustaceans #MoonMischief

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SignToday Is Posting: 16.06.2023 07:32:01 (can-16-06-2023)