Cancer Report

"Cancerians Beware: Crab Walking Backwards as Mercury Retrogrades - No Timey-Wimey Stuff Can Fix This!"

The next Cancer will start in 188 days, at Friday, 21 June, 2024

The Moon moves to Cancer in 11 days, at Wednesday, 27 December, 2023

Mercury moves to Cancer in 185 days, at Tuesday, 18 June, 2024

Venus moves to Cancer in 184 days, at Monday, 17 June, 2024

Mars moves to Cancer in 264 days, at Thursday, 05 September, 2024

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 3.6 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.

Greetings, brave crustaceans of the Zodiac! It's time to tap into that collective hive mind you call intuition and embrace the cosmic rollercoaster that is your life. Waxing Crescent moon, 3.6 days old, huh? Ah, the universe's equivalent of an awkward pubescent teenager! This phase may bring about a surge in energy, not unlike when Seven of Nine gets a fresh dose of Borg nanoprobes. So don't be surprised if you find yourself with an extra pep in your step or a sudden urge to assimilate... I mean, organize. Yes, organize. Now, in true Starfleet fashion, it's imperative to stay on course and resist the urge to take unnecessary detours. Remember, we're all about efficiency here... unless, of course, those detours involve uncharted nebulae or a new flavor of organic, fair-trade, vegan ice cream. Then, by all means, engage warp speed! Love is in the air. And by 'love', I mean an array of complex chemical reactions in your brain that create feelings of affection... but hey, who's keeping track? It might be time to let down your shields and allow the tractor beam of romance to pull you in. Just remember, compatibility isn't just about sharing the same species designation... Your work life will mirror the endless mysteries of the Delta Quadrant. Expect the unexpected: challenges, opportunities, and maybe even the odd spatial anomaly. But fear not, my intrepid Cancers! With your knack for adaptation, you'll navigate this like a Borg cube through a transwarp conduit. So gear up, fellow star travelers! The cosmos are calling and it's time to answer. May the stars guide your journey and may your week be as enlightening as a Vulcan mind meld! #BorgLife #CosmicCancer #StarTrekHoroscopes #SevenOfAstrology #WaxingCrescentWisdom

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SignToday Is Posting: 16.12.2023 07:32:01 (can-16-12-2023)