Cancer Report

"Crabby Cancerians, Brace Yourselves! Your Planetary Roller Coaster is About to Take a Wild, Whacky Spin - Hold Onto Your Telescopes!"

The next Cancer will start in 114 days, at Friday, 21 June, 2024

The Moon moves to Cancer in 19 days, at Monday, 18 March, 2024

Mercury moves to Cancer in 111 days, at Tuesday, 18 June, 2024

Venus moves to Cancer in 110 days, at Monday, 17 June, 2024

Mars moves to Cancer in 190 days, at Thursday, 05 September, 2024

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 18.1 days old. The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.

Ah, dear Cancer, my crabby friend! The Waning Gibbous moon is currently as old as a sophisticated cheese, precisely 18.1 days. This age of the moon, much like a teen who just discovered their first zit, symbolizes a time of growth, albeit a bit of the awkward kind. You see, much like that teen, you're on a journey of self-discovery, and let's face it, it's about as graceful as a horse on roller skates. But fear not! This phase will pass, and you'll soon be gliding along life’s rink with the grace of an Olympic figure skater... or at least a really well-trained poodle. This is a time to shed the old (much like a snake...or an overly enthusiastic skin care enthusiast) and embrace the new. It's a time for change, for growth, and for realizing that, yes, even you can rock a pair of neon leg warmers if you put your mind to it. So, my crustacean compadre, seize this Waning Gibbous moon by the horns (metaphorically, of course...I mean, it's a moon, not a bull. That would be Taurus) and go forth into the world with your shell held high! And remember, the only thing you have to fear is fear itself...and spiders. Definitely spiders. #CancerHoroscope #MoonCheese #GibbousGiggles #CrustaceanNation #WaningWisdom #AstrologyAntics

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SignToday Is Posting: 28.02.2024 07:32:01 (can-28-02-2024)