"Cancer, Prepare to Channel Your Inner Crab: It's Time to Walk Sideways, Embrace the Moon, and Avoid Melted Butter at All Costs!"
Cancer is the fourth astrological sign in the Zodiac, originating from the constellation of Cancer. It spans 90° and 120° celestial longitude.
"Cancer, Prepare to Channel Your Inner Crab: It's Time to Walk Sideways, Embrace the Moon, and Avoid Melted Butter at All Costs!"
"Expect a 'Gandalfian' Shift in Your Stars, Cancer: You Shall Not Pass...without a Gargantuan Galactic Giggle!"
"Crabby Cancers, Prepare for a Cosmic Rollercoaster: Your Horoscope is More Twisted Than DNA Double Helix!"
"Cancer, this Week You're Likely to Encounter More Crabs than a Wookiee at a Seafood Buffet: Beware of Rising Tides and Falling Rebels!"
"Cancer, Grab Your Shell: Retrograde Rollercoaster Ahead! (Don't Worry, It's More 'Fun House' than 'House of Horrors')"