"Saturn's in Retrograde, Capricorn! Time to Channel Your Inner Goat & Scale New Heights...or Just Stubbornly Refuse to Move!"
Capricorn is the tenth astrological sign in the zodiac, originating from the constellation of Capricornus. It spans the 270–300th degree of the zodiac, corresponding to celestial longitude.
"Saturn's in Retrograde, Capricorn! Time to Channel Your Inner Goat & Scale New Heights...or Just Stubbornly Refuse to Move!"
"Capricorn, get ready! This week you'll have more ups and downs than a TARDIS on a dodgy flight path!"
"Capricorn, brace your circuits: It's not a trap, just Venus in retrograde! Prepare for emotional overloads and occasional system glitches!"
"Capricorn Supernova: Expect A Planetary Promotion, Unless Mercury Retrograde Sends The Memo To Uranus By Mistake!"