Libra Report

"Libra, Prepare to Balance Your Scales with Cosmic Harmony, or Risk Floating Away in Space Like a Lost Satellite...Again!"

The next Libra will start in 235 days, at Monday, 23 September, 2024

The moon is currently in Libra

Mercury moves to Libra in 239 days, at Friday, 27 September, 2024

Venus moves to Libra in 211 days, at Friday, 30 August, 2024

The Third Quarter moon is currently 20.7 days old. The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024.

Oh, Libra, my balanced friend, the scales of cosmic justice are in your court. The moon, that big cheese in the sky, is parked in your star-sign's driveway! The Third Quarter moon, which I like to call the "stop-hitting-your-snooze-button" phase (because it's 20.7 days old and it's time to get things done), is giving you an energetic boost. This isn't your average double espresso kind of boost, oh no, it's more like downing a cup of supernova strength caffeine! With this surge of lunar power, you might feel like balancing equations or even engaging in a heated debate about whether Star Wars or Star Trek is better (#StarWarsVsStarTrek). Just remember to use your naturally harmonious nature during these debates because we know how passionate they can get! This is also a perfect time to dust off those old vinyl records or finally finish knitting that scarf you started back when Pluto was still considered a planet (#BringBackPluto). But most importantly, as your friendly neighborhood astrologer, I'm here to remind you to maintain your balance. The world is a bit like a spinning top right now (#EarthisSpinning). If it leans too much to one side, it could fall over. So, let's make sure we keep our feet on the ground and our heads in the stars. Remember, you're a Libra. You don't just balance the scales, you are the scales. Keep calm and stay nerdy, my friends. May the force be with you...or live long and prosper, whichever you prefer (#NerdHumor).

#Libra

SignToday Is Posting: 01.02.2024 08:02:01 (lib-01-02-2024)