Libra Report

"Libra, Hold Onto Your Scales! Mercury Retrograde is Making a U-turn, and It Forgot to Use a Blinker!"

The next Libra will start in 206 days, at Monday, 23 September, 2024

The Moon moves to Libra in 24 days, at Monday, 25 March, 2024

Mercury moves to Libra in 210 days, at Friday, 27 September, 2024

Venus moves to Libra in 182 days, at Friday, 30 August, 2024

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 20 days old. The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.

Well, well, well, Libra! You seem to be in quite the cosmic pickle this week. The Waning Gibbous moon, now 20 days old, is hovering over your sign like a giant cosmic custard cream biscuit. And who doesn't love a good custard cream, eh? But remember, too much of anything can make your stomach grumble! The universe is suggesting that it's time to balance those Libra scales, and I'm not talking about using any old kitchen scale. I'm talking about the grand cosmic scale that measures your internal universe of hopes, dreams, and the occasional existential dread. Ah, the joys of being human! But fret not, my space-time wanderers! This week, your task is as easy as pie. Lemon meringue pie, to be specific. Your challenge is to resist the temptation of overindulgence, whether it's in custard creams or life's more serious matters. It's all about finding that sweet spot between living it up and not getting carried away. You might also find this a good time for reflection. Not mirror-gazing, mind you, but introspection. The Waning Gibbous moon tends to bring out deeper thoughts, like why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways? Baffling, isn't it? Remember, dear Libra, balance is your buddy. So, put on your nerdy glasses, adjust your bow tie (because, as we all know, bow ties are cool), and get ready to embrace the cosmic journey that awaits you. And if you happen to meet any alien invaders this week, just tell them, "Sorry, I'm a Libra. Can we reschedule the invasion for after I've balanced my scales?" That should buy you some time. #LibraLife #CosmicCustardCream #BowTieBalance #WaningGibbousWisdom #NerdyAstrologerJokes

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SignToday Is Posting: 01.03.2024 08:02:01 (lib-01-03-2024)