Libra Report

"Libra Alert: Balanced Scales or Just Indecisive? Find Out in This Week's Cosmic Comedy Show!"

The next Libra will start in 227 days, at Monday, 23 September, 2024

The Moon moves to Libra in 18 days, at Tuesday, 27 February, 2024

Mercury moves to Libra in 231 days, at Friday, 27 September, 2024

Venus moves to Libra in 203 days, at Friday, 30 August, 2024

The New moon is currently 28.8 days old. The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024.

Alrighty then, Libra, brace yourself for a cosmic ride more thrilling than a trip through a wormhole. The New moon, currently waxing with the enthusiasm of a fresh graduate, is about 28.8 days old. That's just about as old as my last pair of socks. Not that you needed to know that, but there it is. Now, this new moon phase is like the universe’s way of handing you a blank canvas. I mean, it's not literally a canvas, don't go looking for paintbrushes and acrylics. It's more like a metaphysical, invisible canvas, but hey, it's yours to splash your hopes, dreams, and maybe even that secret recipe for vegan chilli you've been perfecting. Coming up next, we've got a full moon on the horizon, scheduled for 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024. This isn't just any old full moon, mind you. It's like the lottery of lunar events, bringing you a jackpot of clarity and understanding. The link between this full moon and your sign means you might find yourself suddenly understanding the plot of "Inception," or why your cat insists on knocking over your favourite mug. So, Libra, here's the deal. Get ready to harness this cosmic energy, embrace the quirkiness of the universe, and remember - your destiny is still less confusing than trying to figure out why they never made a sequel to Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Throw on your favourite tie-dye shirt, crank up the Grateful Dead, and get ready to surf this cosmic wave. And remember, if anyone asks, you didn't hear any of this from me! #LibraLife #MoonMagic #GalacticGiggles #AstrologyAdventures

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SignToday Is Posting: 09.02.2024 08:02:01 (lib-09-02-2024)