Libra Report

"Brace Yourselves, Libras! Venus is in Retrograde and She's as Moody as a Dalek on a Diet!"

The next Libra will start in 191 days, at Monday, 23 September, 2024

The Moon moves to Libra in 9 days, at Monday, 25 March, 2024

Mercury moves to Libra in 195 days, at Friday, 27 September, 2024

Venus moves to Libra in 167 days, at Friday, 30 August, 2024

The First Quarter moon is currently 6.6 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

Dear Libra, Well, isn't the cosmos just a big ol' bowl of cosmic soup? The First Quarter Moon, currently as 6.6 days old as a slice of forgotten pizza in a bachelor's fridge, is really stirring things up! You know, I always say, the moon's like a very fine cheese, it gets better with age...or it could just be mold. Either way, it's fascinating! Now, let me tell you something about balance. Good ol' Libra, always trying to make both ends meet like a determined seamstress on a deadline. Well, it's time to hang up your measuring tape for a bit. This week, the planets are aligning in such a way that they're practically screaming, "Let go, Libra!" Don't worry, this isn't some sort of cosmic intervention. It's more of a friendly nudge from the universe to shake things up a bit. So, maybe swap that salad for a juicy burger, or turn left instead of right on your morning jog, or dare I say, wear mismatched socks! Who knows, you might just find the thrill you didn't realize you were missing. Remember, my dear Libra, life is like a tornado. If you always stay in the eye, you'll miss all the fun debris flying around! So let your hair down, put on your best pair of dancing shoes, and boogie with the chaos this week. And hey, if anyone asks why you're acting so out of character, just blame it on the 6.6-day-old moon. It's worked for politicians for centuries. Yours in the stars, Your Friendly Neighborhood Astrologer #LibraLife #MoonMadness #CosmicChaos #BlameItOnTheMoon

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SignToday Is Posting: 16.03.2024 08:02:01 (lib-16-03-2024)