Pisces Report

"Great Scott! Pisces, prepare to Flux Capacitor your way through a sea of cosmic waves this week! Remember, it's your density... I mean, destiny!"

The next Pisces will start in 167 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024

The Moon moves to Pisces in 22 days, at Wednesday, 27 September, 2023

Mercury moves to Pisces in 171 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024

Venus moves to Pisces in 189 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024

Mars moves to Pisces in 200 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024

Saturn is currently retrograde in Pisces

Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces

The Third Quarter moon is currently 20.6 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

Hey there, Pisces! Buckle up, 'cause you're about to go on a cosmic roller coaster ride with Saturn and Neptune retrograde in your sign. You know what that means? It's like being hunted through the jungle by an invisible alien with dreadlocks. Yikes! But fear not, my little fishy friends. Just like Dutch (that's Arnold Schwarzenegger for those of you who haven't watched Predator), you've got the strength and intuition to outsmart any obstacle in your path. The universe might be laying traps, but you're ready to turn invisible and make a stealthy escape. The Third Quarter moon is currently 20.6 days old. That's practically ancient in moon years! She's in her "get off my lawn" phase. But don't let her grumpy vibes get you down. Instead, channel her wisdom into your daily life. Remember, you can't spell Pisces without "pies", so bake a cherry pie, sit back, and let the universe do its thing. Saturn retrograde might be like a universe-sized mud spa, obscuring your vision. But hey, at least it's good for your skin, right? And Neptune retrograde? It's like swimming backwards up a waterfall, but you're a fish! You've totally got this! So, my dear Pisces, keep swimming, stay invisible, and remember - you're one tough cookie, or should I say fish? Stick with it, and you'll soon see the light at the end of the cosmic tunnel. #PredatorHoroscope #PisceanPower #SaturnSpaDay #NeptuneNinja #MoonMood #Pie-sces

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SignToday Is Posting: 05.09.2023 08:52:01 (pis-05-09-2023)