Pisces Report

"Beware of the Gravitational Pull, Pisces! Your Emotional Tides Might Flood the Milky Way this Week!"

The next Pisces will start in 191 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024

The Moon moves to Pisces in 19 days, at Thursday, 31 August, 2023

Mercury moves to Pisces in 195 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024

Venus moves to Pisces in 213 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024

Mars moves to Pisces in 224 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024

Saturn is currently retrograde in Pisces

Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 25.9 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Hey Pisces, it's time to buckle up and "follow the white rabbit" into the labyrinth of your own psyche. With Saturn and Neptune both pulling a U-turn in your sign, you might feel like you've been sucked into the Matrix, but don't worry, this is not an anomaly, this is reality… well, astrologically speaking. The traffic jam of planets in your sign is like Neo trying to escape the Matrix - things are about to get real...ish. You might feel like every decision leads you back to square one, but remember, just like Neo, you're the chosen one, and there's no spoon that can stir your soup but your own. Feeling a bit like you're walking on water or maybe more like sinking? That's Neptune, your ruling planet, giving you a spiritual swirly. It's encouraging you to dive deep into your emotions, even if it feels like you're swimming with Agent Smiths. Spoiler alert: You're not. It's just your own fears trying to pull a fast one. And let's talk about that waning crescent moon. It's in a phase like when Neo was learning Kung Fu - it's there, but not quite fully visible. It's a time of preparation and introspection, of learning new moves and practicing them. So, use this time wisely, grasshopper! As for the upcoming full moon, mark your calendar! Just like Neo finally understanding he's "The One," it's the perfect time for revelations and aha moments. So, keep your eyes and mind open, and allow the universe to show you its code. Remember, Pisces, "There is no spoon." You create your own reality. So, get out there and bend some celestial cutlery to your will! #PiscesPower #MatrixMystics #RetrogradeRumble #FullMoonFever #NeoNerds

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SignToday Is Posting: 12.08.2023 08:52:01 (pis-12-08-2023)