Pisces Report

"Beam Me Up, Pisces! Prepare for Emotional Wormholes and Nebulous Love Interests in your Star Trek-Inspired Astrological Odyssey!"

The next Pisces will start in 122 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024

The Moon moves to Pisces in 4 days, at Tuesday, 24 October, 2023

Mercury moves to Pisces in 126 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024

Venus moves to Pisces in 144 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024

Mars moves to Pisces in 155 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024

Saturn is currently retrograde in Pisces

Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 5.5 days old. The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov 2023.

Hey there, Pisces, or should I say "Fishies?" It seems like the universe has decided to throw a celestial retro-party in your sign, and you're the reluctant host. Saturn's gone retrograde, which means it's time for a cosmic spring cleaning. Dust off those old ambitions, straighten out those crooked paths, and for goodness sake, get rid of that lava lamp. It's not vintage, it's just old. Neptune's also spinning backward in your sign, adding a layer of dreams and delusions to the mix. You know that idea you had about starting a business selling organic, gluten-free, vegan, non-GMO, fair-trade, recycled paperclips? Yeah, that's Neptune talking. Best to put that one back on the shelf next to your plan for a self-sustaining terrarium in a teacup. On a brighter note, we have a waxing crescent moon that's 5.5 days old. In human years, that's young enough to still believe in the tooth fairy and old enough to ask awkward questions at dinner parties. This moon phase is all about growth, optimism, and making wishes on shooting stars. If you're feeling a little lost amid the retro madness, take a moment to breathe and let the moon guide you. And remember, if all else fails, you can always blame it on Mercury being in retrograde. Oh wait, it's not? Well, that’s #awkward. So, dear Pisceans, keep swimming, look out for those metaphorical fishing nets, and don't forget to enjoy the ride. #PiscesParty #RetroRollover #WaxOnWaxOff #MoonyMoods #SaturnSpringCleaning #NeptuneNonsense

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SignToday Is Posting: 20.10.2023 08:52:01 (pis-20-10-2023)