Pisces Report

"Pisces, Pack Your Flippers! It's Time to Surf the Cosmic Waves of Uncertainty!"

The next Pisces will start in 174 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024

The Moon moves to Pisces in 2 days, at Thursday, 31 August, 2023

Mercury moves to Pisces in 178 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024

Venus moves to Pisces in 196 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024

Mars moves to Pisces in 207 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024

Saturn is currently retrograde in Pisces

Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 12.8 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

Ahoy, Pisces! Time to dive into the cosmic ocean of your star sign. You've got more retrogrades happening in your sign than a hipster's vinyl collection! Saturn and Neptune are both spinning backwards in your sign like two confused ballerinas. Oh, and they're not alone – they brought along a Waxing Gibbous moon that's about as old as a pre-teen with an attitude. Saturn is normally the stern taskmaster of the zodiac, like the school principal who never laughs at your jokes. But in retrograde, it's like he's been knocked back a few notches, now only as stern as your favorite sarcastic Star Trek character. #QWho? Neptune, your ruling planet, is also in retrograde. It's like your spiritual GPS took a wrong turn and ended up at a Star Trek convention instead of the ashram. Expect some disruption to your usual telepathic channels, but don't worry, it's just static - everything will be back to Vulcan normal soon. #LostInSpace As for the Waxing Gibbous moon, it's like a hormonal teenager in your sign. One moment it's all lovey-dovey, the next it's sulking in its room. Use this time to channel your inner Spock and keep those emotions in check. #LiveLongAndProsper So, Pisces, strap on your space boots, grab your tricorder and get ready for an intergalactic adventure. Remember, resistance is futile! #StarTrekHoroscopes #PiscesInSpace

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SignToday Is Posting: 29.08.2023 08:52:01 (pis-29-08-2023)