Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Prepare to Shoot Your Cosmic Arrow...Right into a Black Hole of Existential Crisis!"

The next Sagittarius will start in 321 days, at Friday, 22 November, 2024

The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 2 days, at Monday, 08 January, 2024

Mercury is currently in Sagittarius

Venus is currently in Sagittarius

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 24.2 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.

Greetings, Sagittarians! Oh, what a time to be alive and shooting arrows in the cosmos! Or at least, that's what I imagine you're doing up there. Mercury, the cosmic texter of the zodiac, has just popped into your sign like a Trekkie at a Star Wars convention – slightly out of place, but equally fascinated by all things extraterrestrial. Expect communication to be as smooth as a millennium falcon on hyperdrive. You'll be dishing out witty one-liners faster than a photon torpedo can reach its target. #MercuryInSag #WittyWarrior Meanwhile, Venus, the planet of love, is also gracing your sign. She's not here for the star maps though, she's drawn to your fiery adventurous spirit like a moth to a lightsaber. Expect an influx of admirers, possibly Ewoks or even Yodas (everyone needs a wise mentor right?). Remember, love isn't about finding the perfect person, it's about realizing that an Ewok can give just as much love as a Wookiee. #VenusInSag #EwokLove Let's not forget the waning crescent moon, currently 24.2 days old. A little bit older, a little bit wiser, and definitely in need of a good sci-fi binge-watch. This phase symbolizes release, surrender, and a time to recharge your warp core before hitting full power. It's the equivalent of powering down your Android phone to save battery. So, my cosmic archers, take this time to have a breather, maybe enjoy a Romulan Ale or two. #WaningCrescentMoon #PowerDown In conclusion, space cadets, your journey through the galaxy is looking quite promising. Just remember to keep your phasers set to stun, and enjoy the cosmic ride! #SagittariusHoroscope #StayCosmic Until next time, may the force be with you...or at least within a 12 parsec radius.

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SignToday Is Posting: 06.01.2024 08:22:01 (sag-06-01-2024)